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Everyone laughs when I say this, if you have a taller mother and a normal-height father, the boys will almost always end up taller than their mother. That’s why the “tall boyfriend, short girlfriend” pairing never made sense to me. It’s also one of the reasons each generation seems to be getting shorter and shorter. So find yourself a tall girl. You’ll be raising some giants.

Dear Obidients all over Nigeria, The Excel spreadsheet below shows the list of Individuals who rode on the Obidient wave to secure their seat then dumped the movement that made them to join the very evil we are up against (APC) Remember that some of our colleagues died for this course while some continue to live with the injuries they sustained for standing tall for the movement. Mark their names, they must NEVER return in 2027 neither shall we allow them back into the NDC. NO FORGIVENESS!

Joshua Chinedu Obika is the House of Rep member representing AMAC/Bwari is also one of the people that rode on Peter Obi's popularity in the Labour Party in 2023 but dumped the party to APC. Now he's back to NDC because APC didn't give him a return ticket. Know the snakes around us.

Wow so this is God's accent? "I REMAINS from ages to ages" ????

This is Engr Esosa Iyawe. He rode on Peter Obi's popularity to win a place in the House of Reps, Representing Oredo. After a while he defected to the APC. Now that APC has denied him return ticket he has defected to the NDC. He wants to ride Obi's popularity a second time. I will be campaigning against him personally in 2027.

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The wickedness of Nigerian Leaders. Cross River Leaders owe us answers! This is Boki LGA of Cross River State These are farmers trying to get their produce to the market! It’s repulsive

Wike threatened to shoot one of their journalists on a live TV. One expects such a TV station would have nothing to do with such entity again. But for the money, @channelstv still carry all their studio again to meet Wike for media chat. And yesterday he exposed them on live TV. No shame No integrity No self esteem.

My daughter’s 4th grade teacher taught the class that blood is blue inside your body and only turns red when it touches oxygen. My daughter came home confidently explaining it to me while pointing at her veins. The problem? I’m an ER nurse. So I explained blood is always red because of hemoglobin. Veins just carry darker red blood. She looked confused and said: “But my teacher showed us a whole PowerPoint about it.” The next day I volunteered to do a short classroom presentation for career day. I brought sealed blood collection tubes from the hospital and explained: “These tubes contain no oxygen.” Then I showed them photos of freshly drawn blood samples. Still red. The kids were fascinated. The teacher looked increasingly irritated. One student pointed at their textbook and argued: “But our science book says blood is blue.” I checked the publication date. 1998. I explained that old textbooks sometimes contain outdated information and medicine changes quickly. That’s when the teacher pulled me into the hallway and accused me of “undermining her authority.” I told her: “Teaching kids to question things and think critically is literally the point of education.” Apparently she disagreed. The next day she gave the class a quiz asking: “What color is blood inside the body?” My daughter answered: “Red.” The teacher marked it wrong. My daughter came home crying over an F for writing the scientifically correct answer. So I scheduled a meeting with the principal and brought: medical textbooks current science standards updated biology references the quiz itself Turns out the current curriculum specifically says the “blue blood” myth should be corrected. A few weeks later the school replaced the outdated textbooks. And suddenly my daughter’s “wrong” answer became correct again.

When someone is declared brain dead, most of us picture them being still. However, there is a physical reflex called the Lazarus sign that is unsettling to witness if you aren’t prepared for it. Sometimes, if the patient is moved or if the breathing machine pushes a sudden breath of air into their lungs, the spinal cord will trigger a complex chain of contractions. The patient will slowly raise both arms, bend their elbows, and cross their hands over their chest or neck. After a few moments, the muscles relax, and the arms drop back down to their sides. It is purely a mechanical nerve reflex with no thought, feeling, or consciousness behind it, but it is still shocking to see. Doctors and nurses often have to warn family members about it so they don’t mistake it for a sign of life. I once saw a coworker get really shaken by this during a routine check because they hadn’t encountered it before. We were adjusting the patient’s position when his arms started to lift, and she completely froze, thinking the person was waking up. Even when you know about it, there is something really creepy about it.

Managers are lucky with projects too, this PSG project for Enrique is why Enrique won’t be leaving PSG anytime soon. He failed at Roma, couldn’t use 2 seasons at Celta Vigo, stumbled on the best groups of players ever and Enrique did wonders with Messi, Ney, Suarez and the Barca team. When he left, he’s failed again as Spain head coach before stumbling upon the PSG job that fits him so well. That’s why Pep doesn’t want to leave City because those kind of projects don’t come too often, it’s why his own best years too were Barcelona and City. The projects allows them to manifest their geniuses, they have final say on many things, they have access the best players and access to upgrading on any player they deem fit. Can INEOS support anyone like that? Not sure, so dead your Enrique dream please, he’s not leaving his comfort zone he’s waited years to get into for war zone in Manchester, dealing with bad weather, The Sun and Daily Mirror.

This is an insanely shocking take! You must not have been there. Whenever John Obi Mikel was deployed by Jose it meant the game was done and shut down, and it worked every single time. Can’t say the same for Santos or anyone now can we? Mikel provided support, a depth and balance to our midfield that everyone prays we have now which we’re not even close to. The fact he held himself at the same level as Lampard, Essien and Ballack consistently is enough. Don’t disrespect Mikel for the sake of so called “balance” to a conversation. It’s so far off the mark it looks extreme 🤷‍♂️

Today, a senator stood on the floor of the Senate and declared that the “Generator Cabals” are the primary reason behind Nigeria’s failure to achieve 24/7 electricity. One wonders whether these same so-called Generator Cabals were also the ones who drafted, passed, and signed into the discriminatory Band A, B, C, and D electricity tariff policy. One of the most stupid policy I have ever seen. Everything is beginning to make sense now, these people are purposely keeping the country on its toes for some selfish reasons. We have the Oil Cabals, The Banking Cabals, The Maritime Cabals, The Pharmaceutical and Import Cabals, The Entertainment Cabals, The Religious Cabals, The Political Cabals, and now, the Generator Cabals. Nigeria has become thoroughly Cabalnized, every critical sector of the country captured and controlled by vested interests working against the collective good.

Rowan Atkinson, the guy who plays Mr. Bean, bought a McLaren F1 in 1997 for £640,000, about a million dollars then. He drove it 41,000 miles, crashed it twice, and sold it in 2015 for £8 million. The 2011 crash near Peterborough threw the V12 engine 20 metres from the wreckage, and the £910,000 payout to rebuild it was Britain's largest single-car insurance claim at the time. Even with that, profit hit roughly £7 million. Atkinson said most of those miles were "going to Sainsbury's or doing the school run." Atkinson is a trained engineer. He earned an electrical engineering degree from Newcastle University in 1975, then a master's in the same field from The Queen's College, Oxford in 1978. His father had studied at the same college back in 1935. His thesis was on something called self-tuning control. In plain English, that means any system smart enough to adjust its own settings while it runs, without a person standing there tweaking dials. Aircraft autopilots work this way. Paper mills and chemical plants do too. Other engineers cited his thesis in a 1979 paper published by the Institution of Electrical Engineers. Atkinson told The Arts Desk the thesis was "good enough for an MSc but not good enough for a DPhil," which is Oxford's name for a PhD. He had wanted the doctorate. Comedy at the Oxford Revue kept pulling him out of the lab. He left with the master's, which he called "a quite rare degree at Oxford." Decades later, in 2006, Oxford made him an Honorary Fellow of the same college he had walked away from to do Mr. Bean. The engineering brain never switched off. For years he wrote technical car columns for Car magazine, Octane, and Evo, getting into how cars actually behave on the road with the precision of someone trained in control systems. The meme has the master's from Oxford right. The rest of the story: a published engineering thesis other engineers cited, a PhD he was on track to finish before comedy took over, an Honorary Fellowship he picked up decades later, and one of the most complicated production cars ever built used as a daily driver for the school run.

This post is not backed by scientific data purely based on unknowledge and sensationalism. People in Asia live on noodles yet they have better life expectancy. The issue is how to handle any food in the right mix proper nourishment based on personal needs. Not these not these noisy stuffs we get on social media.

Disease and habits to avoid: 1. Diabetes – Eating late at night 2. Hypertension – Using too much salt 3. Migraine – Skipping meals 4. Heart Disease – Physical inactivity 5. Osteoporosis – Avoiding sunlight 6. Gastritis – Eating too fast 7. Acid Reflux – Lying down after meals 8. Anemia – Drinking tea with meals 9. Gut Issues – Not drinking enough water 10. Asthma – Staying in dusty environments 11. Liver Issues – Eating processed foods 12. Vitamin D Deficiency – Staying indoors 13. Kidney Stones – Drinking too little water 14. Dementia – Watching TV for hours 15. Eye Strain – Using screens too long 16. Anxiety – Constant social media use Repost for others to learn !!

Strikes that shook up the table 🫨 Take a look at the best goals from Matchweek 35, presented by Guinness ⤵️

12 physical tests every man should do: 1. 1.5km run in under 8–9 min. If you break here, you need to improve your conditioning. 2. 25 well-executed push-ups Chest touching the ground, no cheating. 3. 8–10 pull-ups Controlled, no swinging. 4. Sit on the ground and stand up without using your hands Humiliating, most people can't do it. 5. 90-second plank Core holds steady, no shaking. 6. 30 deep bodyweight squats Full range of motion, controlled. 7. Touch your toes and hold for 10 seconds Mobility and control. 8. Hang from the bar for 45–60 seconds Grip and shoulder strength. 9. 10,000 steps without fatigue Minimum baseline conditioning. 10. 20 burpees without stopping Real endurance test. 11. Carry weight (15–20kg in each hand) for 30s True functional strength. 12. Balance on one leg for 30s with eyes closed. Stability and control.

I bought a crate of eggs for ₦6,200 from a woman three days ago. When I got home, I discovered almost 22 were already spoilt. The next morning, I went to complain and even met another customer there complaining about the same thing. I showed her the eggs and she got defensive immediately. “No be me dey lay them nah… wetin you want make I do now?” I told her this was the second time I was complaining about spoilt eggs from her. She started insulting me. I quietly dropped the eggs and left. As I was going, I opened my Opay app and reported the transaction. Guess who came looking for me this afternoon? The same woman. She came with a full crate of eggs, extra 6 pieces, apology and plenty begging. “Please tell Opay we have settled…” Suddenly, her customer service appeared from nowhere 😭 I told her to go to opay office in Lagos to sort her account out.

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I have two issues with what he said. 1) He makes it seem say na Tinubu administration pushed the people into poverty, as if it's not an endemic issue since military days. 2) He doesn't hammer the Tinubu administration enough on the particular thing they are doing wrong that's causing the disconnect. He's not doing useful analysis, just repeating talking points. The main issue is that the government has been pro-business not pro-market. There is a huge difference between those two and it's the same mistakes we've been making since 1999, one of those terrible military rule habits we've refused to shed. Since November or so, na only Dangote dem give import licence to import petroleum product, despite him being the biggest refinery in Nigeria with over 95% share of capacity. That's being pro-business, not pro-market. It gives him the power to set price anyhow. That why since then, petrol has been selling at a higher price than the landing cost if it were imported. Na only him dey decide on a whim. Same issue in cement, sugar, flour, palm oil, fertilizer etc. The guy barely mentioned the cartel that fixes price. That's the main issue, and the Tinubu government is supporting cartels just like Buhari government, GEJ government, Yar'Adua government etc. It's what has been called Buharinomics, as Buhari firmly believes in it. Like most Nigerians. Unfortunately, it only leads to penury for the average man, as it's a version of trickle-down economics that's never worked anywhere in history 😡🤬😡🤬😡😡🤬😡. So, no matter who we elect, they all believe in Buharinomics. Including San Deen and You Uncle Felix

@proactivflexman @SAN_DEEN @TheYemiKing Thoughts? Should we continue in this path? Tinubu deserves a second term?