Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar

Me if i was an anteater and i saw ants (probably)

Yo anyone know the distance sex offenders have to be from schools? Is 250 yards too close? Asking for a friend.

@itwasntme70 I shed a tear every time caleb durbin comes up to bat

Yep Red Sox make me very sad 😓

Who the hell is going to the dining hall to get fucking cereal?? #psycho

Fat chicks realize they're unfuckable and instantly turn to god. Bitch you dont need to go to church, you need to go to the gym!!

SHUT TF UP

Top 5 places to piss: 1.) Your pants 2.) a girls bed 3.) Dont remember 4.) bar bathroom floor 5.) My mouth (ladies👀)

@HighPointHoops @HPUWBB watching them play Radford inspired this tweet

@HPUWBB is pretty good.

@rickdankworth im taking that butt. Tonight.

Fuck filming it, if i discovered two people fucking in the bathroom, im making it 3. #Hawktinifiles

Would genuinely rather watch High Point Women's basketball than the OKC thunder play anyone #fuckSGA

Asking a dude who's wearing a flat brim yankee hat, black compression shirt, and gold chain where he's from is like asking what color Clifford is

Yeah definitely gonna say im 21 for the next 9 years

Sipping on you big bro @jaytatum0

Top 10 greatest human inventions 1.) Xbox 2.) Birth control 3.) White monster 4.) Fliff 5.) Dfyne leggings 6.) Velo Wild Berry 6mg 7.) Cheesy Gordita Crunch 8.) Nitrous Oxide (not an invention idc) 9.) Disposable carts 10.) Vodka Redbull Hm: Patriots throwback unis

Nothing better than hitting the jayson tatum jumper in the bar

"What do you mean i smell like inside of paolo bancheros sock.. my tan is real!"

No better feeling than throwing up a heat check right when you're about to leave at a girl that's out of your league and that shit is green #anythingispossible

Telling girls you're autistic and then proposing>>>>

Top 5 groups i'd like to eradicate: 1. Eagles fans 2. ISIS 3. Wannabe influencer girls w/ vocal fry 4. Professors who don't respond to emails 5. Fat girls (Bonus): guys who post on college class of 2030 ig pages