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BREAKING: EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS. Senator Mark Kelly just completely torched Donald Trump: "When Donald Trump was driving the Taj Mahal casino into bankruptcy, I was getting shot at over Iraq and Kuwait. In 2001, after Donald Trump said that the collapse of the Twin Towers now meant he now owned the tallest skyscraper in Manhattan, I was carrying flags honoring 911 victims into space on a rocket ship. In 2003, when Donald Trump was writing birthday greetings to the monster, Jeffrey Epstein, I was the first on the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts who died when Space Shuttle Columbia exploded during re-entry. In 2011, when Trump was hosting a reality show, and peddling conspiracy theories against President Barack Obama, I was sitting next to my wife’s hospital bed as she recovered from a gunshot wound to the head."

@AntiWokeMemes Drugs. He's be doing lots of drugs, and dealing fentanyl to pay for his addiction. Just like he lived.

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@matt_lorelli Sweaters never left. Still have a couple beautiful Norwegians. Young people just stopped wearing them because they have no sense of style.

Sweaters are back, and I need one for next season.

@gtconway3d @SundaeDivine I went to Oregon, and I always brag about it to Harvard grads, mostly because we have a better football team.

@SundaeDivine I feel the same way. I never tell people I went to Harvard unless someone mentions Harvard first in which case I mention that I went to Harvard and go on to discuss how I never mention it unless someone brings up the subject.

I hate it when people humble brag about where they went to college. I have this friend who went to Harvard and she just won’t shut up about it. She’s always been like that, even when we were in college together.

@MirMAKOfficial In your case, would be from goats.

His sexual attacks allegation would be from teenage BOYS not WOMEN.

OMG! Who made this? 🤣

@Alinavisoo_life Obviously, you think with your tits. Silicone logic.

If Trump is able to open the Strait of Hormuz he will be the greatest president in American history No president before him even attempted to negotiate to open it You are playing chess while the president is playing 5D chess MAGA for life

@SnowBrains On one side of my big roof box, "Trump skis in jeans". On the other, "Rob Katz skis in jeans". Sociopaths deserve recognition.

Full Article: bit.ly/4e1gK6y

⛷️👖 Among skiers and riders, few things are considered more "Jerry" than skiing in jeans. 🤨

@aut1111 @SnowBrains Started a lot earlier than that. Heard it 45 years ago, still true.

@SnowBrains Because of that Ryan Reynolds Christmas movie where his friend insulted his rival with “he skis in his jeans”.

@PhilipGreenspun @AnnCoulter I thought that bar was still on Epstein Island.

@AnnCoulter Imagine the profits to be made by following Democrat politicians and their young ladyfriends around with a mobile bar. Example:

I sense a pattern. CNN: Four women describe sexual misconduct by Rep. Eric Swalwell <>

@TheHegemony @AnnCoulter I was raped hundreds of times by women who took advantage of me while I was drunk, because obviously, I could not give consent. Equal standards.

@TheMossadIL Loathing is too weak a word.

No.

Hi Amnesty, for about 10 years the Iranian regime has displayed a clock in a central square in Tehran counting down to the “destruction of Israel”. How come we haven’t heard a word from you about it?

@matt_lorelli @grandtarghee That gripe was old when I first skied the place. Before you were born.

Looking to boost your social page engagement? Post something about @grandtarghee and wait five minutes for everybody and their mother to say the same thing. "Shhhh. Don't tell anybody about Targhee, you're blowing up the spot!" Get a new gripe. It's 2026.

@liftblog They had the gall to raise prices right out of the gate. No discount for everybody in the West who got screwed this year.

But you can pay $280 extra for a refundable pass!

@fakedansavage @le_raisin_detre I must be a shining point of data light, too. Which has not stopped a lesbian friend (probably more bi) from fucking me. Way back in the day, a pleasant surprise.

@le_raisin_detre Talking averages and trends here, not data point. You are a shining point of data light.

Because straight women don't try to fuck their gay friends.

Are you still counting 6 fingers, Ahmed?

I probably should’ve waited for @RashidaTlaib to finish her sentence.

@DailyMail Sagging tits IS the ultimate ick. No wonder this skank can't get laid.

Men, I'm sorry to tell you, but going bald IS the ultimate ick. The day my husband lost his hair, I knew our marriage was doomed. Your wife won't tell you, but this is what your wispy pate is REALLY doing to your sex life trib.al/ZASAJOQ