biscotti

i just died in your pussy tonight

i hate my new boss sm i hope he falls in a deep ditch

her ai boyfriend is chad

none of my oomfs have genitals

its called "settings" because you set tings

BREAKING: Ashwagandha vape in the works

@dharmapologist sounds like a bunch of dweeby little rugrats

@sirensomnia drawing on my hands in elementary school. no one even knew what tattoos were back then

what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been made fun of for? for me it was middle school because my shoes “looked bald”

ur dingaling is rubbish

when you die in subway surfers you die in real life

to be loved is to be corny as fuck

my brain is like a pea really green

I wish a woodchuck would

stoner frog: rippit

mood for today

i accept you and all of your udders

hii i’m dr. bunny and i work at the hopital 🐇🩺🏥

How it feels to have literally no one like your posts

@creaturnofilter what would it be 🤨

what if i had a name 😳😳😳😳

the toes are the floor of the soul

@joboduj by pussy i mean vulva buttt love those too!

@sirensomnia and by pussy! i mean kitties! 🐈

my brother knows me pretty well tbh