biscotti

i just died in your pussy tonight

meeting a fine switch is like.. the perfect swappertunity

jesus christ was resurrected at the carnegie science center in pittsburgh pennsylvania but they don’t want to tell you that

too dumb to caree,,,

@moongremlln mmnnggghhh

Im Making Potato Soup😊❤️

@ms_belx just a half a drink more stink

@sirensomnia i really cant stay bae

fine shyt it’s cold outside

@FuneralDrinker i’m all knowing jack

@sirensomnia How tf do you know my dogs name

white people be like look at that my dog’s minoxidil is here

@SamsonIscariot plugged in cord car battery disease ridden rodents probably gunpowder

Can someone send me a list of the most dangerous things to chew on

Cunt Cunt Cunt Demure

white people be like my mom puts vapes in our easter eggs

meeting new people is hard because now i have to tell them about the curse

The brain injury that makes you a better daughter and friend

sexting “ETA?”

oh that stuff above my upper lip? that’s just a milf mustache >:p

do you like women with fucked up mangled fingernails

fast learner with short term memory loss

@qopsee99 poo poo with the pew pew

@sirensomnia Going poopy with the uzi

sitting on the toilet with a glock