Steve Lemke

“Fireworks are fun, but we need something for small kids to do” “What about a burning stick of thermite and white-hot metal that you hold in your hand” “First of all I love it”

This is like 9/11 for people who don’t tip at restaurants

This weekend in Orlando, Nazis chanted "The Jew is the devil" and "Jews rape children and drink their blood." Their signs read "VAX THE JEWS" and "Let’s go Brandon.” They gave Nazi salutes. This is not a drill, folks. It’s happening here. twitter.com/jakewears/stat…

In case you didn’t hear, there’s a Nazi rally in Orlando today. The rise of authoritarianism, book bans, armed insurrectionists, demagogues, disinformation. America in 2022 has a lot more in common with 1930s Germany than many are willing to admit.

What we really need is wider and shorter plates of nachos. No more tall towers of chips and toppings. Spread the toppings across a larger area and cover all the chips, not just the top layer. Stand with me.

Well, this is how we gonna do this… Fuck Rob Manfred! Fuck the owners! Fuck MLB as a staff, a league, and as a motherfuckin' crew! And if you wanna be down with Manfred and the owners, then fuck you too!

My letter to Governor Ricketts in response to his comments about antiracism and our educational institutions.

Why are many young Nebraskans leaving? Because of a retrograde political culture in the state, a recent UNL graduate writes. omaha.com/opinion/column…

@jonfavs Think NE will immediately change their EC allocation for 2024? Back to winner take all.

YES

The purposeful mispronunciation of a woman of color's name — the name of a fellow senator, no less — is racist.

@amandacarpenter I don’t think we have to?

10k retweets and I’ll drop my song too 🤫😤🥵

@NicoleAuerbach Which air fryer did you get? We were just looking at options today!

unfortunately we will not cover the medicine that keeps you from throwing up from pain every month. but we have a good reason! a lady ate an apple in our favorite book

@LEBassett She’s perfect! Do you know what she is? Looks like a cockapoo?

But look how adorable she is 😍 I will lie on top of broken glass for her

I am trying to puppy proof my apartment for my adopted one arriving this week and so far I have found approx 8 rogue earrings on the floor, Advils, enough coins to buy a cocktail, a poisonous plant, and I cut my hand on shattered glass. How have I even survived in here this long

@AlexisCoe Honest question: Is it a commonly held belief that Washington was a Republican?

@AlyssaMastro44 @jonfavs Knowing how he feels about dogs, I can’t stop thinking about his defense to the troops, “our dogs chased him down.” Seems rather revealing of his true opinion of our military.

@jonfavs The biggest *sigh*

He ruins every single national moment.