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@TheStingisBack You’re only supposed to blow the bloody hives off

There's only one man who can deal with these bees.

Not saying we have to win tomorrow but I’ve just seen the Wolves manager on a live stream of a charity boxing night at 11pm in Liverpool the night before the game 😂😂😂! #LUFC

@carlyjohnson123 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Does this mean no more rack of the day

Leeds have Boxpark again before the Chelsea semi final #lufc

@StretfordEndx 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Manchester United are among the clubs interested in Leeds United midfielder Ao Tanaka, who is valued at £20M. United boss Michael Carrick was impressed by Tanaka’s performance on Monday, where he outshone Casemiro and Manuel Ugarte for much of the game. His experience in English football makes him a low-risk option, but he wants guaranteed regular playing time. [@TEAMtalk, @FrazFletcher] #mufc

Voting is now open for our End of Season awards 🗳️

@TheStingisBack Blade Runner

Sting’s Friday Question #4 The 4 Greatest Sci‑Fi Films of the 80s (my current ranking): 1. The Empire Strikes Back 2. Back to the Future 3. The Thing 4. ___ I can't lock down the #4 spot. What’s your pick for the fourth greatest 80s sci-fi film?

#mufc failed with their Lisandro Martinez appeal and he’ll miss their next three games. All three senior centre backs out vs Chelsea.

@GriftReport Bet that bacon tastes like cardboard

Would you try Charlottes "Slaggy Plaitty"? Credit to davesdiner0 on TikTok

With an unusual 3pm KO time this Saturday, our @LUFCFoodbank will be collecting from 1.30pm near the 🧀 - donations of product or cash gratefully received with only three home games left. #Leedsbringmore

Reports in Italy are linking Leeds with a move to Juventus' Belgian striker Lois Openda. A new No.9 will be high on the Whites' summer agenda.

@twill_94 👍

@stablemate1 Will be a very different game on Saturday pal

Forest winning is a good thing for Leeds in the relegation battle… They’ll beat Burnley and could find themselves 6 clear - hopefully still 3 behind us. They’ll then have a 2 legged semi-final to contend with with the last 5, where they’d have to then get 4 more points than us

@twill_94 Hopefully we play with the same intensity as Monday night on Saturday and get the 3 points. Don’t want to have to be relying on a home win against Burnley, Parker seems to have Farke’s number unfortunately as we haven’t even scored against them under him!

As great as Monday was, wolves is just massive Win (39) and it all but confirms safety even in worst case. Best/Worst Forest - 6/3 West Ham - 7/4 Spurs - 9/6 We need 1 win from wolves/burnley at home. Get it against wolves, and we can focus on resting for the semi

DF on Elland Road atmosphere vs Wolves "We will need them in this game even more in this game than the last game. "Important we create an atmosphere that from the first to the last minute we have the support. "We need them to carry us" #lufc leeds-live.co.uk/sport/leeds-un…

GIVEAWAY TIME🚨 We will give one lucky follower a photograph signed by 14 members of the 92 squad. To enter: - Follow us ✅ - Like this post ✅ - RT this post ✅ Winner selected at random after the Wolves game 🔵🟡 #lufc #leeds #leedsunited #leedsleedsleeds #leedsfans

@superlufc1919 🤣👍

Delighted to have bought my ticket for the Emirates Cup Semi Final. Not been to a match since the Playoff Final as I only have a season ticket so I can go to Wembley games. Are the chants still the same? #lufc

@WILKO1954 @redfreddevil 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👍

@redfreddevil I’ve watched it back and I fucking love it. That twat cost £75m and can’t compete for a header😂😂😂😂

When you watch it back, unbelievable this wasn’t picked up by the ref or VAR intervened.

@Kershaw444 Play with the same pressing and intensity as last night and we should win comfortably on Saturday, but this is Leeds United lol

Every pundit this morning are saying Leeds need 1 more win or 3 more points to be safe, that could come this Saturday #lufc

@hannahxLufc Look what it means to him. MOT.

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This is priceless 😂