John”The Fondler” Swartz

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John”The Fondler” Swartz

@superpipelover7

I spend most nights rocking back and forth in the fire hydrant position. My second wife left me with my “special” son, shits lit cause I got that #plaque

Sumali Ocak 2025

9 Sinusundan12 Mga Tagasunod

John”The Fondler” Swartz@superpipelover7·3 Nis

Raw next #expand

Corporate Chud Whomp@whompRatz

I know a bastard on this app that would

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peter Goldberg@peterthepengu1n·3 Nis

Spot the difference between my cars and 1940 Poland

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John”The Fondler” Swartz@superpipelover7·3 Nis

Todd 12:31

Todd “The Answer” Goldshmidt@FamousMilker420

Call me the charcuterie board the way this cracker got meat, cheese, and bread !!! #LANK #MoneyBall

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John”The Fondler” Swartz@superpipelover7·30 Mar

@SquiggsHillis Poor shirt screaming #would

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Scott “Squiggs” Hillis, CFA@SquiggsHillis·29 Mar

Hear me out guys #LANK

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John”The Fondler” Swartz@superpipelover7·30 Mar

@candyBumps That’s what they always say until the magic fizzy tablet starts talking #easy

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John”The Fondler” Swartz@superpipelover7·30 Mar

@SFGiantsMemer @FamousMilker420

QAM

@SFGiantsMemes@SFGiantsMemer·29 Mar

Duh fuq?

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John”The Fondler” Swartz@superpipelover7·30 Mar

@biggeebman And after 13 I unlock the ability to hunt my prey

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Hugh Breeze@biggeebman·30 Mar

I only unlock the ability to talk to women after 12 of these

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Reginald Artemis, MD, PhD@bigreggie7575·28 Mar

Just what the doctor ordered!

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John”The Fondler” Swartz@superpipelover7·30 Mar

@AlbertErnest53 @RadioGenoa Dearest Albert trust me brother I have and would again! May I offer a tag team as an opportunity to truly exexperience the act of expanding Lovingly, J.T.F.S

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