ThatGuyMcFlizzy

@AFRICANDEMOC That's a mob wife if I've ever seen one.

What comes to mind when you see Netanyahu’s wife?

@MAGANEWS_X E

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust Trump? A. 100 % B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@WhiteHouse When did this stop being about The Iranian Regime to just The Iranians?

"The Iranians don’t seem to realize they have no cards..." - President Donald J. Trump

@ThePatriotOasis Epic.

@ThePatriotOasis Badassest

Describe Candace Owens in ONE word

@ShemekaMichelle Trump gay.

🚨Breaking News: President Trump has clearly lost his eyesight, as he makes ridiculous claim that Brigitte Macron is a “far more beautiful woman” than Candace. SMH

@RealCandaceO He said, “MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP” then went on to say “Fake News CNN” in the same post. So, which one is it? 🤔

@RealCandaceO Bro, one thing about Trump, he always gives me a healthy dose of laughs when I most need it,😂😂😂 like what the fuck is this shit???

It may be time to put Grandpa up in a home.

@ComradeKE Bullshit

NOW — Localized fuel shortages reported at several stations across Kenya, driven by global supply disruptions and logistical pressures While authorities maintain that national stocks remain stable, industry players warn the situation could escalate if supply constraints persist

@tonykaromo Bullshit

HAPPENING NOW: Murang'a town, scramble for super petrol. Kenya has run out of fuel.

@RepFine Trump himself isn't even MAGA, dude stays on Bibi dick.

Tucker Carlson is not MAGA.

@LauraLoomer Thats not what you voted for stop lying

@Ademba_47 High number na wako watu watano? I registered there and we were around 7 and they didn't turn us away.

Yesterday, in Wangige, IEBC officials locked out Kenyans seeking to register as voters. Their main excuse is that they were unprepared for the huge number that turned out. Kenyans were forced to go back home unregistered.

@LauraLoomer Bro, what the fuck are y'all doing over there???

Now, imagine if Iran had nuclear weapons. It can never be allowed.

@FightStorage Young Kanye would have been whooped his ass and broke that camera.

Kanye West knew exactly what was happening…

@KhalifKairo Staying low helps them stay "under" the radar of long-range Iranian surface-to-air missile systems.

Fact that the’re flying very slow aircraft inside Iranian airspace means a ground invasion is not far fetched and air superiority has been achieved to a certain extent

@Wavinya_Ndeti Why are you handling county business at home?

The director of Movata Designs, Maureen Mwende Mutua, visited my residence today accompanied by her parents to discuss on her payments. We had an open and productive conversation, and I want to assure the public that Movata Designs will be paid as per the procedures in accordance with the established procedures. This ensures that all payments are handled transparently, fairly, and in line with the law. Maureen, my dear, all will be well. Mama is proud of your courage and maturity to resolve this matter amicably.

@Hon_Njeri_Maina Uhuru looks like he's grabbing your ass.

Caption this …

@ignyharaz2 Only do business with government if wewe ni hardcore ama connected.

Comedian Sammy Kioko and his brother Tuju Tom Daktari at Nairobi hospital. Kioko and his sister claim the county government owes them KSh 19 million for supplying uniforms za Kanjo under a county tender. The county government has previously denied a direct business relationship with the comedian. Kioko claimed that working with the county government left him broke and unable to pay his workers and fund other projects. But why has he not gone to court? Or might still be exploring the 1.Public Procurement Administrative Review Board (PPARB) 2. Handles procurement disputes Faster than court (in theory) Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC) 3. Office of the Auditor-General Can flag pending bills and irregular payments This is a classic public procurement risk case 1. If contract paperwork is weak , you’re finished 2. If approvals weren’t properly documented , the county can deny liability 3. Even legit suppliers can wait years for payment Lesson to contactors Never supply without 1. LPO / contract 2. Delivery notes signed 3. Inspection & acceptance records Hizi show biz means his strategy is 1. Build Public Sympathy First 2. Controlling the narrative 3. Positioning himself as a victim 4. Possibly gathering other suppliers for a collective case. Our is just eyes. Learn or Perish as a local contractor working with the gov via connections

@marklevinshow Bro, America isn't Israel, that's your country go back home.

Like I said, Little Adolf, get out of my country.  Prepubescent freak.  Psycho punk. Self-deport.