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Is this my 15 seconds of fame?

@moonflewr420 K but can you please elaborate because I want in on this

i tweeted this before going to bed assuming id get like the usual likes from like 5 of my moots but no i wake up with a stuffed nose and 20+ notifications in my inbox what in the heck

Oh you’re Catholic and you disagree with the Pope? Maybe you should make a list of all the things you disagree with. Really dig deep, make it a nice long list. 95 seems like a good number. And then post that list somewhere he can see it, like maybe nailed to a church door.

@pinkponyqueers This sounds lovely!

@noimnotJJ @yrs_on_purpose Bookmarking this!

@yrs_on_purpose may i 👉👈 with permission ?

An au where the touch of soulmate heals. Bruises and cuts that heal in the privacy of hotel rooms. Even at 19, Ilya and Shans are both painstakingly aware of what this means for them. They’re also both very good at ignoring what this means for them. Until they can’t anymore. +

@shadowmaster132 @thegallicshrugs Literally they have to do this if they want funding, so it's like...hire Canadians, or no second season?

@thegallicshrugs Isn't that the whole point of the Canadian funding? To employ Canadian actors and production staff?

hr getting an hbo release was a mistake. they're talking about a canadian bias like hello it's a canadian show funded by canadian tax dollars and produced by a canadian streaming app of COURSE the cast will mostly be canadian. brain eating bacteria would starve in yalls heads.

@missdarnyl @MENin4K Girl wut?

@MENin4K Edvin please stay away from these people. It's not good for your career

@Dunkindiabetes @AriaVanblair @6ixbuzztv Olivia Chow is the mayor of Toronto, Ontario, so I'm fairly confident they're referring to the Canadian one.

@AriaVanblair @6ixbuzztv They’re probably referring to Toronto, California which has had ICE issues recently

Mayor Olivia Chow has put forward a motion at city council seeking to block any involvement from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Toronto during the FIFA World Cup

@mattliguori I did. I'll watch the rest tomorrow morning, when I can fast forward.

this is legitimately the closest I’ve ever been to turning off Survivor in the middle of an episode

.@CBS Help I’m trying to watch #Survivor but for some reason a Zac Brown fishing show is playing instead

@ftrdemiurge @IlyasCigarette I don't think getting the region wrong is egregious - heck, Rachel and Jacob created teams in cities that don't have teams. But when I read that Shane got a hat trick in the last 2 minutes of the game, that's going to take me out of the story.

@IlyasCigarette For my fic I just chose a team that had the season trajectory I needed and copied the opponents/score and substituted the team name. Probably still inaccuracies bc I don’t understand the regional divisions so maybe the substitute doesn’t work but the games aren’t the focus anyway

listen i’m a strong advocate for the fact that fic writers are allowed to have absolutely zero knowledge of hockey but i also need you to know that when you’re having them win in overtime and the score is 4-1 i’m having to take a moment lmao

Why the fuck am I watching a Zac Brown underwater documentary? Ya, I'm gonna turn this off and watch tomorrow morning when I have a fast forward button. #Survivor

@0erbadia They do, but not on any of the routes from Ottawa to Montreal unless you want to go way, way out of the way.

didnt know these existed ngl, I guess that ontario trip is imminent

@bunniexoo @MikelleStreet @lauraDOTgorn @levgarrity @buckologies I think quite clear you're the dumb one here. The two statements are providing different details that don't contradict each other.

@MikelleStreet @lauraDOTgorn @levgarrity @buckologies Are you dumb? “He didn’t say H tweaked it, that doesn’t mean he did not tweak” you’re actually stupid omg. The pictures are right there. It’s not like I’m making shit up

OH MY GOSH. JON THURSTON!😱 Canada’s 🇨🇦Jon Thurston pulls off what might be one of the greatest curling shots EVER - threading it through the port and hitting the thinnest of runbacks. Absolutely unbelievable. #MilanoCortina2026 #Paralympics2026

For Covid we had Animal Crossing For WW3 we have Pokopia Thank you for the distractions, Nintendo.

huge day for ilya rozanov

American politicians talking about life in Canada: Every day Canadians wake up amidst the rubble of their ruined cities. Pressed beneath the thumb of authoritarianism, they cry out for American liberation. Canadians living life in Canada: roll up da rim 2 win :)

i thought SNL was supposed to make me laugh not make me wet