Tim Hargreaves 🥑

Taking a Twitter hiatus. Back in a… month?

@tomcivitello @WyldViolet Might be too late, but when we took the pacifiers we traded them for a stuffy that they got to pick out in advance. Made a big show of a 5 night countdown of when they could trade it in for the stuffy. There were still bumps but not nearly as bad as I was expecting.

Parents: has your child ever refused to get ready for bed as a stalling tactic? I don't want to forcibly undress my child, so how do I get him changed, teeth brushed, etc? Right now it's a massive meltdown battle every single night. Taking any and all ideas.

@WyldViolet Or is he overtired and bedtime needs to *start* earlier? Though seems unlikely based on other comments you’ve made.

@WyldViolet Is he actually tired? 1) does he get a nap that needs to be reduced/eliminated? 2) is he getting enough physical activity during the day (I know hard in apt and winter) 3) does bed time need to change? Less fight 30-60 mins later?

@WyldViolet @carlsonmiked Oh god. My life right now. #CreatureReport

@carlsonmiked Yeah....he just says he wants to watch Octonauts...

@citizenkawala Who wants to tell him about Shake Shack?

Do you know how fucking weird it is for a fully grown adult to order a milkshake to go with a hamburger?

oh no, you say your child read a book with the word “damn” in it during the break between active shooter drills? is he ok

Made it

@jamie_maguire1 @DivineOps Until the emergency is you don’t have a paycheque coming.

@DivineOps Reminds me of a printout on my childhood dentist wall: A lack of planning on your behalf doesn't constitute an emergency on mine. I've remembered this for decades!

Gotta love the big corp for the lovely "need this by the end of day" deadlines that pop out of thin air every single week

Let's talk a bit about collectable items, community and ultimately what it means for NFTs. I apologize in advance, this is a winding road, and the cold medication is kicking in. /thread

FRASIER: Niles, I just purchased myself a Bored Ape NILES: I got one for free when I took dad to see La Boheme

@JacobBurgessVO Would you rather fight 1000 tweet sized tiny houses or 1 tiny house sized tweet?

@kingoftowns @Mat__Savage They weren’t concerned about “a” junior. They were concerned about all the other juniors possibly finding out what you were being paid and either demanding raises or leaving.

@BenKuchera “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.” Is a terrible contradictory line until you realize that Obi Wan doesn’t see the contradiction. Also “bringing balance to the force” means defeating the Sith. How is having one side defeated “balanced”?

It’s time! I’m taking on 2 more folks to coach for free in their Eng job search. If you are a URM w/2-5 years experience & need help navigating a current search this could be you! If interested please DM me & share a bit about yourself & why we should work together. US only.

Aww yeah Wordle 220 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Gonna temper this a bit with “assuming you have available adequate resources to allow for foresight or preparation” Part 1 is definitely directed at senior leadership. This part is for all those heroes out there who have had to provide heroics despite their cries to improve.

Heroics should be acknowledged but never celebrated. Barring extreme circumstances, the presence of heroics implies a lack of foresight, preparation or both.

@MichaelMaloneNZ @gnuconsulting @zpetersen @DivineOps My butter would always go moldy in these. It’s fine in a regular covered butter dish.

@gnuconsulting @zpetersen @DivineOps I have a butter bell and it's great. 10/10 would recommend

Does butter need to be in the fridge?