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Worships cats, talks with thinking sand, oddball, proud anti-fascist, agender, they pronouns. @lambdaknight.🟦☁️.social Avatar by @SpaceLizart

Colorado, USA Sumali Temmuz 2007
614 Sinusundan305 Mga Tagasunod
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@ianmiles Yes, we know you hate women. Here's a paradox for you: you hate women, yet you desperately desperately want to meet one who will like you. You will never meet one who likes you so long as you are starting from a place of hatred.
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Ian Miles Cheong@ianmiles·
While everyone is up in arms about the H1B thing aren’t you glad Kamala didn’t win the election though? Because if she did, these women would be the only ones getting managerial jobs anywhere.
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@elonmusk I figured out another reason you hate pronouns! Because when you used the first person pronouns as @AdrianDittmann, you outed yourself as the saddest little man in the universe.
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Turing Machine@turingmachine·
@Arbys What the fuck? You got rid of potato cakes again? I’m not eating your shit until you bring back potato cakes permanently 😤
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@KrissyInColor Keep the door shut and the meat will last days without power. It’s safe. 🧡
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Lol so my power has been out all day. I probably will have to toss the raw meat that was in my freezer right? 🙃 I guess it's a good thing I've kept the fridge sparse in anticipation for my travel coming up 😒
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Turing Machine@turingmachine·
@KyleClark I have an easy way to not get confused on the Aurora issue: don’t listen to Republicans. The Republicans plainly lie about pretty much everything. #HeyNext
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Turing Machine@turingmachine·
@BreachWizards I did a “Tactical Breach Wizards cosplay” in like 2010-ish 😂 A few remnants of that costume
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@Pentadact As a former spec-ops wizard, thank you for telling our story 🧡
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Turing Machine@turingmachine·
@Wizards You realized the whole race thing in D&D is super racist and corrected that. Can you do that to alignment too? Also racist as fuck. Also doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Also something that a lot of players just completely ignore.
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I wonder if i can talk about cis-1,2-dichlorocyclohexane without getting this post silenced?
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Turing Machine@turingmachine·
@Tesla Hey, instead of firing 10% of your employees, have you considered maybe you’d do a lot better if you fired the asshole who is literally turning the Tesla brand into toxic waste? His name is @elonmusk, but I’m sure you already know that.
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IN 1979 THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT THE DALLAS ECLIPSE IN ‘24…INTERESTING.
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Turing Machine@turingmachine·
@helldivers2 Can you rename the Quasar Cannon to the “Hammer” so I could equip the Hammer and Sickle?
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Turing Machine@turingmachine·
I hope Metallurgist @elonmusk isn’t working on the materials analysis for @SpaceX 😂 Hopefully they keep a dipshit like him far away from that
Elon Musk@elonmusk

@shivon If you reuse the truss steel that fell, it could be functioning in 3 to 6 months. The repair should be put to commercial bid with a massive incentive for early and safe completion.

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@elonmusk Holy shit! Saw the footage from the Don Lemon interview! You really are an ignorant backwards child!
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@dwiskus I am overjoyed at your success, Dave! Rock on! 🧡
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