Pete Budapest

@sailaunderscore Godspeed

Fine. I'll have sex. But it's only to save the west. That's it.

@lapislagoons What about Mike, he’s pretty handsome no?

there literally not a single cute guy my age where I live in case you’re wondering why I am the way I am

@nealjclark1 I like working with my hands I hate anything that resembles schoolwork

I don’t know if it’s generational or genetic but I don’t understand this hatred for WORK. I’ve liked every job I’ve ever had. I like working and I don’t even care about the money that much. Maybe commies and hippies convinced generations of people that work is the Devil

@OrevaZSN @AlanaFeral Nobody has ever suffered under communism

Religious people will describe heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone’s needs met, then turn around and call communism evil. It will never stop being funny.

@blockhead4000 You should watch redbar radio if you haven’t already

I hate stand up comedy and stand up comedians so much its actually unbelievable

@GodCloseMyEyes Why does nightmare always say “Moldovan” but moldovan never says “Nightmare”?

@RepRashida @GodSon83 You should be working at target

Term limits for the Supreme Court. Enforce a binding Code of Ethics. Impeach these corrupt justices. Expand the Court.

@revenant_MMXX He’s just stating facts here not saying you should move to one of these places.

"You'll just have to deal with certain drawbacks, such as isolation, low wages, crime, harsh winters, hot summers, etc." Didn't he just recently post about how much this sucks and how bleak it is if you try to have a family in the middle of nowhere?

@meatheadmusings I just physically assaulted an intellectual the other day. He knows better than to use a condescending tone next time. Remarkably freeing feeling. Who cares if I’ve never read infinite jest

Strong Peasant Maxxing is infinitely preferable to the Aristocrat-LARP. I’ve thought long & hard (lol) on this, to ensure this isn’t backfilled justification. You must realize: if I’m in a conversation with a financially successful, well-bred man I always feel in complete control. And more, I feel the weight of my physical power and what it means. If it’s me and him in a room, the outcome is ultimately up to me. If I raise my voice, they begin to shrink. If I decided, at any time, to not play by the rules of society whatever I wish to happen, will happen. Power is power, ultimately. This freedom of action (admittedly, with consequence) is one of the most freeing feelings I’ve ever had. At any time, upon my will, I can exert incredible control on almost anyone. A terribly and wickedly powerful peasant. Must never forget.

@ChoochSkookum Thanks Chooch

@unclemickey504 badass

Gumby ass chair also built from scrap wood.

@bronzeagemantis He has kind eyes

This is my race…..this my people

@Bobbythirdway Time to get to the bottom of this

Check the fine print at the bottom of his Etsy page lol

@Empty_America Sir people are telling me that your hand made knives are made in Pakistan is this true?

The oddest thing about the "woke right" is that they have no realistic political avenue to meet their demands for social justice and redistribution. Trump is a Republican boomer businessman, and of course does absolutely nothing for them IRL. It's just hopeless seething.

@Avgolemeno @Bobbythirdway @SlumRNA_Dog I met a guy who did that. I told him I was a carpenter and he immediately asked if I wanted to pick his brain because he made knives. I thought that was odd and later found out he didn’t even make the knives himself.

@unclemickey504 @Bobbythirdway @SlumRNA_Dog No, man - he’s basically on the same grift as the Wasson watches guy. Doesn’t actually from-scratch anything.

You live in rural New Mexico and drop ship knives from Pakistan. You’re hardly an authority on who is “born to lose”.

@TheDarkDuchesss Everyday is an opportunity for adventure

I definitely feel like its rare to be at the position im in at my age. Im really worried Ive permenantly messed up my life or have like missed out on a lot of important things

@Bobbythirdway Bruh

@ughitssummer Start with down the block and work your way out from there

what are some good walks to go on for someone just getting into walks?

@SlumRNA_Dog NOT funny

4 boomers sitting in the in-n-out parking lot in folding chairs, flanked by their classic cars. “Only the good die young” by Billy Joel is playing from one of their stereos. I wonder how much the housing market would budge if all of them were creamed by a Mexican teenager.

@varfordahuzz7 @SarAllyce U couldn’t handle it

@unclemickey504 @SarAllyce Post physique