Soldier Boy!

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Soldier Boy!

@v1withoutreason

SOLDIER BOY. America's first superhero. Who the fuck are you? (this is a parody! I have no affiliation with Amazon or The Boys.) (also I'M A MINOR.)

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·24 Nis

[A GRUMPY OLD MAN IN GREEN GEAR LOGS INTO A COMPUTER FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE SEES AN X ON THE COMPUTER.] "The fuck is a Twitter?" [SOLDIER BOY JOINS PARODY TWITTER.]

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·31m

@SAPPHlRE_HERO Wouldn't hurt to try.

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_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO·31m

@v1withoutreason “Doubt it, it’s pretty smart.”

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·1h

Hi.

_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO

[@v1withoutreason ] “Hey mister!” [Theirs a child calling out to him]

Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·32m

@SAPPHlRE_HERO ...Oh. Do you think *I* could break it?

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_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO·33m

@v1withoutreason [A sigh ] “No I didn’t mean like that- you can still talk!”

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·34m

@SAPPHlRE_HERO I- [He cuts himself off, realizing what they just said. He takes out a notepad, writing something. He then hands the notepad to them. It reads:] "Is there any way I can help?]

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_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO·39m

@v1withoutreason “Nope.” .. “Please don’t say anything..”

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·40m

@SAPPHlRE_HERO What the fuck... Can you break it?

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_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO·40m

@v1withoutreason “Well..” [They take out the sapphire, toss it with surprising strength, and it comes back like a boomerang.]

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·41m

@SAPPHlRE_HERO Okay, what if you were to throw it away?

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_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO·43m

@v1withoutreason “No, the stupid thing hates my guts. Only listens when someone gives it a new way to screw with me..”

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·44m

@SAPPHlRE_HERO ...Usually? Okay so... are you able to reverse it?

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_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO·45m

@v1withoutreason [A sigh ] “Look, this stupid gemstone has made me a child, but I’m usually 21!”

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·46m

@SAPPHlRE_HERO Well I don't know, you look.. You're small. Didn't mean to upset you.

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_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO·49m

@v1withoutreason “Wh- how old do you think I am!?”

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·50m

@SAPPHlRE_HERO I.. Uh... Yeah. [He hands the child a few dollars.] Shouldn't you be with your parents right now?

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_ ~ 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝐵𝐿𝒰𝐸 ~ _@SAPPHlRE_HERO·1h

@v1withoutreason “Could you lend me some cash? I need a drink..”

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Soldier Boy!@v1withoutreason·1h

//i reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally like godzilla this made me reeeeeeeeally happy

Toho Kingdom@TohoKingdom

NOW It's OFFICIAL! youtu.be/8N9QN4X1pIk?si…

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𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯.@44th_president_·1h

Shut up

Ryomen Sukuna@DIV1NE_CALAMITY

Your jokes suck Obama.

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50shadesof_gabe@50shadesof_gabe·5h

"THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS" has officially concluded Kane Parsons is the youngest director ever to have zero affiliation with this project whatsoever

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//holy peak

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

‘GODZILLA: DESTROY ALL MONSTERS MELEE’ is being remastered. • New online multiplayer mode & additional single-player campaign features • Releasing November 3 on consoles

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