Robert Treharne Jones

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”

@ThePunnyWorld Shoulda kept it cool.

90s school trip to a theme park. Teacher warned us that a pupil from another school who wandered off from their group went missing and was found dead with all their organs missing. Terrified, we behaved perfectly all day. Took 20 years to realise he was lying. Well played sir.

My Wife has just shown me how to tie a scarf by doubling it to create a loop. It's wonderful. I'm 73.

Calling all northern crews 📣 We are pleased to announce that for 2026, Henley Royal Regatta will include the Scottish Rowing Championships as part of the pre-qualification process 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Thanks to work with the team at Scottish Rowing, crews now have a closer and more accessible opportunity to show their speed ahead of HRR. Read more via the link in our bio 🔗

The Oxford women's boat includes 3 current and former Presidents - Heidi Long (this year's President), Annie Anezakis (President in 2025) and Louis Corrigan (Men's President in 2024) That must be some sort of record!

it's a mark of the strength in depth of the Cambridge men's squad that no fewer than 5 U23 World Champions miss out on a seat in the Blue Boat. Assuming all are fit, it could lead to a Goldie boat that would be faster than a lot of Blue Boats!

Nobody will ever beat the 1992 Olympic Torch lighting

We have had 176 paid up entries for wehorr2026 in the first 48 hours of being open - you lot really didn't listen about not needing to rush 🤷‍♀️

I was booked to play a small tent at a festival years ago. I turned up and there was some kind of booking clash so I ended up playing in front of thousands of people. I cleared the tent within 30 minutes. No idea who I was meant to be but I had a great time.

if@benenden/healthcare is as poor as their grammar then I certainly won't be investing#healthcare are done different

Delighted to welcome Cambridge University Boat Club Men's President Noam Mouelle to Crossy's Corner on Friday 9th January at 4pm GMT. Noam has won the Boat race three times. Be part of the conversation link here: youtube.com/live/Px3ETU4kC…

Penny farthing race in 1928. This should be brought back for the next Olympics. It’s brilliantly bonkers. 🚴🥇

Here’s a great photo from Chris Fletcher Photography of the Christmas lights around the harbour #padstow#harbour #bestplace#christmaslights

Call for nominations! The John Perry Prize is the most prestigious award for innovation and excellence in primary care informatics awarded to individuals/teams who have made an outstanding contribution to the subject ⭐ ✨ 🏆 £500 prize DEADLINE: 5/9/25 tinyurl.com/PHCSGAwards

For the first time, we will be open on Bank Holiday Monday! The forecast is looking a decent 22 degrees and sunny, so join us on the deck, balcony or in the garden for drinks, sandwiches and paninis! #lovehenley #riversiderestaurant #privatemembersclub #loveleander

“Far from the Maddening Crowd” says newsreader during Terence Stamp story. Maddening. @BBCNews

Kick off the new season / term with Quiz Night on Wednesday 3 September! Quiz mastery to be served by the brilliant Sam Angell.  Entry is £1 pp – winners get the accumulated prize. Teams of 2-6 people; submit team names by Friday 27 August to bookings@leander.co.uk

We're in the middle of a heatwave and heading for potentially the hottest Sunday of the year, so why is every Welsh mam getting ready to serve us a massive roast dinner today? 😂

Henley Royal Regatta Organises Clean-Up to Care for the River - henleyherald.com/2025/07/08/hen…