Window Man

“I can’t believe I’m failing accounting I haven’t even missed a class yet” Me in class:

No one has ever opened social media or turned on their TV and asked “I wonder what Ryan Clark’s opinion is”

Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@ncaa @NCAABaseball What pussy ass ump did you find to put behind home plate. Absolute disgrace

@RandyHuebert No way this is you🤣🤣

@windowman292 Window Man, This desk looks very familiar. It looks like a place I spent 37.5 hours at this past week. See you Monday. Roll tide. Best regards, Randy H

Shedeur Sanders in his pre-draft interviews

It’s so infuriating trying to play 2k now knowing 11 year old me would beat me like a rag doll

Best nap of the year incoming #MastersSunday

@MilesKellyBurnr Think this is all just based on scenario because I’d much rather have an elite 8 than a conference regular season title but bounced first round

Ranking College Basketball season accomplishments: (my opinion) 1. Natty 2. Natty runner-up 3. Final 4 4. Conference regular season title 5. Elite 8 6. Sweet 16 7. Conference tournament title 8. Round of 32 9. Round of 64

@runawaybeertrck Joined March 2025🤣🤣

@windowman292 “Bro send me a text about my Peter millar real quick for the burner verse, it’ll do numbers.”

@windowman292 Quick bro send me a text to get clicks on twitter and I’ll change your contact to “Mom” to make me look sick!

Yeah this’ll play. Mom knows ball

Nobody does gay stuff like sig chi! Put a shirt on boys. Would say #shrink but he’s already 5’4. #shrink