John

BREAKING: A rubber boat carrying migrants has capsized off the Turkish holiday resort of Bodrum after a high-speed chase, killing 19 people, say officials. The vessel had ignored warnings to stop, says the Turkish coastguard. trib.al/pu88JOG 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@PaulGolding Pretty sure that counts as ‘fear for life and limb’. Thats about time the guns need to come into play….

French police cars fleeing a Muslim-infested neighbourhood. Shocking scenes!

@CliveWardauthor EVERYTHING is a sex toy if you’re lonely enough and determined enough!

@ikeijeh Aint that the truth! Just a retarded social media culture imported from the US … needs to be stamped on hard..

This is not a black problem, children do not generally behave like this in Ethiopia. However, it would be foolish to ignore the fact that the majority of youths in Clapham's disorder seem to be black. If we're too afraid to ask why this started, we'll never find out how it stops.

@DefiantLs White liberal women are the cause of most of your ills! As for the rest, most of the situations are utter bollocks and MEN are smart enough to look at the evidence and see that, whilst you lot are ‘spiraling’ over…..?

“A lot of women’s marriages are grappling right now… because they’re husbands are acting indifferent about what’s happening”

@colder_sarcasm I think she is right! Your government has ignored you, imprisoned you, stolen from you and encouraged your wholesale invasion. If that ain’t grounds for some ‘self defense and self determination’, the your country is well and truly screwed…

Truss has gone full lunatic.

🚨Breaking News🚨 It is reported two people have died and one person is missing crossing the Channel. The dinghy was reported there were 50 people aboard.

@Rothmus Let them both burn…. With their victim points, will probably get 5 years in jail after being sued for millions… Fuck both Ze and Zir!

@CNviolations Not today FBI! Not today!

Let's hear it

@Pixie1z SWAT…. They have to be the hardest working coppers on the planet, with the loosest reins in history! Also, why, oh why does Hando wear those ridiculous bloody gloves everywhere? Why?

Can you think of one?

@EssexPR @SadiqKhan Usual suspects then. Cries about being ‘profiled’, then acts exactly as the profile suggests…🤷🏼‍♂️

Safest city in world … @SadiqKhan 🗣️

@David__Osland Because they, unlike you apparently, can remember what the UK was before you and the rest of those cunts in London fucked it up with various policies and ideas which the public at large were never consulted on, nor agreed with. Hope that helps! 👍🏻

Now that I'm in the demographic myself, I'm completely bewildered by the popularity of Reform among over 65s. How can rapidly ageing ex-punk rockers and mods (or even hippies, for that matter) bring themselves to vote for Farage?

@HannahIamthest1 They do one thing well, and suddenly they go ape-shit and make themselves look all gay and retarded again… So close Rock apes, so close! 😂

No, seriously, I was sent this. I mean, what the F do I say now? I promised NOT to mention Rear Gunners but.....🤣🤣🤣

@AmiriKing Can I take a gun (lots of guns)?

You can live here for one year. At the end of the year you receive a bag containing $150k in cash. You doing it? Serious question.

@MbarkCherguia Cuddles! Quick bait and switch there for anyone thinking of breaking in 😂😂😂😂😂

If you had him what would you name him?

@gleeson56885 @andrewlawrence @BBCNews @UKLabour

@andrewlawrence @BBCNews are as bad as the @UKLabour paedo party 🤣🤣

I see the BBC are facing a lot of unkind criticism again, so below I've compiled an extensive list of everyone currently working at the BBC who isn't a nonce.

@AntiWokeMemes Be a bit confused about why on earth he is following a nobody like me. A person filled with sarcasm, cynicism and a belief in man’s inherent stupidity (inc my own).

What would you do?!

@thewriterme Missed this fella as well!

Who would you vote for??

@thewriterme Rowan Atkinson for the win

@SeabrookCrisps For the win! Can you send me some over here then?

@yozza370 We still make those!

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?