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@uncertainsys I just had a great time with @uncertainsys getting introduced to openlesson. I am truly impressed by some of the stuff he showed me, and will take sometime to explore more. Thanks @uncertainsys Good use cases there, you should try it out too

@I_Am_Ilemona nothing off me like tinubu praise singers. persin dey dey do bad things, and these lots are shouting, this guy is too good

No statement from the presidency. None of their vuvuzelas are speaking about this. But if the opposition announces a meeting today, master strategist...

@IgboHistoFacts Very disrespectful human being, this soludo

🚨 BREAKING: Soludo has renamed COOU’s Uli Campus after former Gov Chinwoke Mbadinuju, honouring his role as the university’s founder.

@Benking443 Police stopped the bus I was in somewhere around independence layout. The next thing one of them said, all of you submit your phones. To my surprise everyone submit their phones. I refused o... And asked them what is the correlation between facemask and my phone

I remembered how Anambra task force waylaid me as I was trying to cross the express road in Onitsha just because of not wearing nose mask. This bastards seized my shoes cos I didn't have money to bribe them. I walked home barefoot. The most embarrassing moment in my life. 💔

@asemota @checkmatecastle @AbangMercy @Ssaasquatch Him think sey aboki nah dem dey mastermind their operations

@checkmatecastle @AbangMercy @Ssaasquatch Na dem know pass.

Can’t help but calculate the entire portfolio value whenever I see screenshots like this.

The public asked us to fix @_belikebaddy's legs. It is discourteous to leave him with one leg. I've been getting messages about the 2nd surgery and the donation. Having conferred with @the_beardedsina, we agreed to send the balance of the Aunty Esther's money (N953k) to him. The account is officially closed. I have also sent my personal donation. Baddy has added his savings to the fund. We now have N10.5m and $938 out of N19m. That is about N11.8m. We need N7.2m to complete the surgery money. Please send your donations to the Wema Account and we can wrap this up. Thank you for your kindness 🙏🏾 0249219856 Wema bank Obadiah David Adedolapo If you want to send USDT TDuMZ8gQGatymLEkkMCXgSqkuFoduXyBxd TRC20

@ChuksR3 @dammiedammie35 If life hard, he believes. When life soft, he unbelieve

@dammiedammie35 Q: Do believe in Jesus Christ. A:

Omoh, Americans no really send religion like that o chai 😩🧎🏽‍♀️‍➡️

@dereal_ray12 @asemota This reminded me of this guy x.com/GeneralSnow_/s…

@asemota Why steal such amount? Steal what you can speaks and people won’t look for you If I see $300m I will take $5m and disappear cuz no way u will take $300m that they won’t look for u even in hell

I just saw news of another $300m crypto scam, and as I was wondering how they would get away with it by laundering the money, I remembered a neighbor in Ikoyi who was a suspected offshore fraudster and how he managed to evade scrutiny for so long. He kept importing used household items in containers and selling them off at ridiculous prices. I kept wondering why he was bringing them in if he wasn't making much money from them. It later clicked. That was how the money was likely laundered. Pay cash for worthless goods, import them, sell them for almost nothing but claim you made a lot of money from selling them. On both sides, money was being washed. He lived a very quiet life doing this for a very long time. No family, no visitors. He lived among the ultra-wealthy but kept a very low profile. No flashy cars. One day, I saw him on the plane in Libya, flying economy class. It was very odd. He was shocked to see me, but pretended that he didn't know me at all. He disappeared from the neighborhood shortly afterward. Nobody saw him again. Crime is not an easy occupation. Stealing the money is the easy part. Running away and hiding the money is much harder.

@GeneralSnow_ this thing nah AI, mehn!🤦🤦

Nigeria stresses me mahn! All that dirt Just poverty all around!

@GeneralSnow_ Britain no go fit sleep well for night

Opposition leaders opposing by singing the National Anthem we all know. When was the last time you heard anything so Nigerian?

@Morris_Monye Your rice is different from Tínubu's rice. 50kg of Tínubu rice equals 50kva of electricity. Yours is with your personal fund, his is with state fund

@GeneralSnow_ All these iron condemn people and wickedness. Him 1st collect the metal. Then him wicked mind tell am sey, you fit make more money from the buckets too. & he didn't think to come back and beg for the buckets. If nothing else, the owner would have pitied him & sell cheaper to him

This guy broke into an uncompleted building, made away with 60 buckets of paint valued at ₦1.5 million, emptied all the paint, and then sold the buckets for ₦1,000 each, making just ₦60,000 in total.

@mrroy26 @GeneralSnow_ You wish. On top empty paint buckets

@GeneralSnow_ The buyer is in more bugger mess than the thief himself

@DeleFarotimi Oga go just off madam clothes to do the do. Behold Yusuf head inside madam Potiphar's peteli

I remember that year, when Fashola share helmets to Okada riders during elections, come begin confiscate motorcycles after election. When elections are over, wetin APC go collect from the people they are gifting pants today?🇳🇬🙃

@GeneralSnow_ Lion wey don belleful, normally no dey kee for fun

I don’t know what the world is turning into! Even Lions are unserious these days. Lions now lick food instead of digging their teeth into them! Our world has changed!

@TheGrandmaBoy Riverine people wey no dey fear big mass of water nah rain, and small flooding and dirt go come scare dem

This couple had been hyping up their wedding on social media for months. But on the big day, Rain had his own idea until the couple and their guests showed Rain a much better one 💃🕺

@ChuksEricE And someone reason to doubt a miracle is because the blind who was healed was able to find her mom in the crowd

Lady left in shock after her visually impaired girlfriend walked for 10 minutes from the bus stop in her area to her apartment.

@Teeniiola What is wrong with you, that your girl had to run from your?

Why do Nigerian run around the world ste@ling people girls? They took my girl from me and also another Nigerian took my friend’s girl. Is it that you guys don’t fine your own girls attractive?” — South African man questions

@Voiceofigbos Nah only retweet button dey work for her phone now. So she just dey swallow her opinions

Where is Ada Anambra 🤣🤣🤣

Kate OMENUGHA mass comm dept, unizik that year.

@sammyikego @Nuelseri @HAHayatu Obi no scarce here at all. Atiku was just illy advised in 2023. Instead of am to pick one obi and continue his AtikuObi campaign he went for Okowa. Now see Atiku see Okowa

@zihcode @Nuelseri @HAHayatu Or Obi Uchendu as VP will hammer hard Or Ebuka Obi too

We can all dream