The problem is that we try to defend you, @MerriamWebster, by correcting incorrect usage, but you eventually undermine our support by saying: "If people are wrong long enough, then we give in and make them right." (See, for example, how "literally" now also means "figuratively.")

@MerriamWebster Good heavens, someone actually just informed me that "language is never static." I dost fear that I most assuredly can't countenance such misbegotten villiany save for an extra measure of forbearance!