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@boniface_jrn @Eddielawrence95 E fit be say dey know sabi when to ask you but as dem see say you Dey show love na why dem put body. Just saying tho, everything depends on the kinda friendship sha

Nothing I hate reach Make my guys see say I do giveaway online Or I give persons money online , Na that particular time you remember to dm me or ask me for something I swear I fit block you for life

@Daygenius @Owiggy_ You no go cry keh 🤧

@Owiggy_ This Blaq line wey u drop is weak asf

You could take your L right off the back like LL Cool J Or somewhere in the middle like Samuel L Jackson This is not even hard but drop Odumo line that is harder than this. I will wait

@erigganewmoney Na that “And more to come” dey make you move anyhow..

NOW DROWN IN UR OWN VOMIT U DOG 🌬️🌎 🤣😂 I BEEN HAD OD VERSES BEFORE UR SLAVE MASTERS HAD IN ON SONGS DUMBO … And more to come 🤣😂

@DINMACHEKWAS1 @osesthegoat @kenkenlewu Bomb dey your skull 😂

@osesthegoat @kenkenlewu Both though

This evening, my neighbour was shouting at a girl on the phone. “If you don’t have ₦500 for bike, don’t come! So I should come to the junction just to pay ₦500 for you? You dey crazxe?” Apparently, the girl was already at the junction close to our house. She had even sent him a WhatsApp message to come out and pay the bike man. She waited… no response. Then she called him. Few minutes later, she showed up. Omorh… this guy did not calm down at all. “You’re coming to a man’s house and you don’t have transport money? You no dey shame? I should come outside because of ₦500?” The girl still carry her yeye body entered his room.

@erigganewmoney “The Hate on OD” you know see as the obi dey fk since for timeline? Abeg go dey one side first

The HATE on OD sha …. STARTING TO LOOK SPONSORED

@xquire147 Omonoba

Instead make bad thing happen to men, rain go fall and weather go change. 🖤

@Odumodublvck_ Abeg run thief lines, convert am to pidgin, add small highlife and one Wande Coal adlib, because as e be now, your hip-hop opinion still need rehabilitation

MAKE UNA LISTEN TO THIS RUBBISH. 😂

@yoelthebear @rozaypascal @UnkleAyo True but compare to niggas wey grow for estate?

@400tested @rozaypascal @UnkleAyo People plenty way grow up for trenches still soft asf vis a’ vis

If you've simmered in the streets before - you'll be able to tell whom amongst these cosplayers are gangsters and who isn't. Leave Reminisce alone in a class of his own but there's no way Portable isn't knocking out Ekweremadu & Oloye in a 1 v 2.

@yoelthebear @rozaypascal @UnkleAyo No but imagine who grow for trenches

@rozaypascal @UnkleAyo Everybody way grow up for estate na ajebo?

@sparkliin @Twilleyyyyyyyyy You suppose end am with “Idiot” instead of “peace”. Sense far from that bros

Go ask King Von.” Bro, King Von is dead, shot and killed by his ops. That’s not beef, that’s v!olence. “Go ask Vector.” Same Vector had beef with MI Abaga around 2019 or thereabouts, and they both roasted each other on their records. That’s what you call beef. If at every little provocation, your next resort is violence, you need to check yourself. Lastly, If you badly want that violent lifestyle, please relocate to America and spark up a beef with Quando Rondo. Reply to a diss with a diss. Stop calling for violence every time. Peace ✌🏼

@oku_yungx Hi

Just say “Hi” if you are awake. 300 comments in 10 minutes and i will run the craziest GIVEAWAY on this app. ‼️

@Inviiin @Motee_1 Every line hit with a clear picture in my head cause na life wey we dey see steadily, God Abeg

You will only get to see her again on the WhatsApp status of a contact you don't even talk with when she celebrates her 5th year wedding anniversary with her husband and 3 kids. And oh, she now lives in the USA. And you are now an Egbon Adugbo in Mushin with 2 baby mamas, one unofficial wife, a 1999 camry pencil, and a barber's shop with snooker board in front.

the type of girl you meet in a jamb lesson and you never see her again

@isrealjuju 😂😂😂

@Starrgirl_Ada Na to withdraw all medical support for childbearing be that, make una for chest the curse properly.

When God was punishing humans for sining in the Garden of Eden, the curse unto women was: she will have pain in childbearing, and for man, he will labor to get food to feed himself and his wife. Now there’s one party that wants 50/50, Guys let everyone stick to their curse.

@omosekeayoola82 @AnnahLikita @tonvionny @Lush_Beauty1 Hold your L joor

@AnnahLikita @tonvionny @Lush_Beauty1 Better read your Bible well

You know who didn’t betray Jesus during his most trying times….. the women.

@often20000 @ItzHero77 I’m just saying the fact that God created something doesn’t automatically make every expression of it morally acceptable

@400tested @ItzHero77 I don't understand

They say sex before marriage is a sin

@ItzHero77 @often20000 God created death, but it’s a sin when we kill someone…

@often20000 God created sex and I wonder why they push the propaganda that it is a sin 😏

@bobby00147 @Principe_valent @Wizarab10 Bros, clean the catarrh for your nose na.

@400tested @Principe_valent @Wizarab10 Na u e concern weh make I put mouth so idiot

Yeah, the money was stolen. The visa, flight ticket, surgery, 34 days accommodation, feeding in Cairo, rehabilitation, and recovery was paid with catarrh and spit. Donate your own Catarrh.

@bobby00147 @Wizarab10 See catarrh for your nose bros

@400tested @Wizarab10 Ozuo I will organically generate my page the much needed traffic it needs with farming unlike ur retarded papa weh wan bliv seh twitter ba real life mad man

@Principe_valent @bobby00147 @Wizarab10 Convo no even involve you but your damaged brain no sabi when to get involve with matters wey really concern. Fool

@400tested @bobby00147 @Wizarab10 Na your papa something con gum abi?😂 Ode