Adam

I think it was some Iranian academic who recently said in an interview that Americans will have to decide what we love more, Israel or Burger

@Alasdair333 Sibley or Hameed to open with Duckett

Right despite it being about 3 trillion white ball games away, what’s everyone’s XI for England’s first test of the summer against New Zealand?

@Johnfis08605918 @Katchit Because they’re not really trail hunts, they still just go out and hunt foxes despite claiming they’re just doing trail hunts.

@Katchit So why ban it then if not hunting foxes ?

Somebody please explain to me. Are no foxes hurt in this type of hunt ? Please explain as to me I just see fox hunting which I disagree with but is this a hunt where no foxes are hurt ?

@WG_RumblePants Hameed in

Let’s assume England lose at least 1 of the 3 remaining Ashes Tests - probably a safe assumption. What would your ideal, alternative post-Ashes England Test lineup look like? Who are you dropping, who are you keeping and who are you bringing into the XI?

Joanie: ‘six, seven, eight’ Me: ‘what comes after eight?’ Joanie: ‘more seven’

Mindless batting, or a cunning plan to get them in early so we get to bowl on a still juicy pitch

We’re so back

@PuroPodcast Nice

Would like to announced to my loyal followers that I have secured the highly prestigious 69th place in the OQL Pop Culture Challenge quiz competition. (Out of 338, just in case you were uncertain how impressed to be.)

@joecguinan @bat020 🤞🤞🤞

Starmer is electoral kryptonite for Labour now. People absolutely hate him. The longer he stays, the deeper and more chronic and permanent the damage. If he stays until the next election in 2029 there will never be another Labour government.

I put some nursery rhymes on the speaker for Joanie and she requested ethiojazz instead

@spinningjoe They have no way of knowing anything that you don’t tell them / they can’t see from the road

apropos of nothing, tv licensing have no way of telling which room in an hmo someone is using iplayer in right?

There’s fishing boats in Cornwall flying Palestine flags while they’re out hauling up crab pots

We are all Yvette Cooper

@paulewart23 Or: glory days just around the corner under energetic new leadership

Aw fuck, he's doomed. What's more he won't shut up about how he's the best and it isn't fair.

Zohran Mamdani confirmed Gunner

We are all Palestine Action. 🇵🇸

There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling—that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again

Joanie already getting dragged round ruined monasteries

We’ve got the front page of the Evening Standard from the day Thatcher died tacked up on the inside of a cupboard door and Joanie has learned to boo at Thatcher when she sees it