AJ

Is this the best timed trade of 2026? At 6:50 AM ET today, $1.5 BILLION in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were bought. This trade was so large it sent the entire index +0.3% higher that minute. Then, 14 minutes later at 7:04 AM ET, President Trump announced "productive discussions" with Iran were underway. By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added +$2 TRILLION in market cap. That $1.5 billion position gained +$60 million in minutes. Absolutely incredible.

why is everyone lying about how good AI is?

BREAKING: 🇦🇪🇮🇷 UAE is gambling with it’s existence UAE rejects ceasefire with Iran and they will join the ground attack on Iran - Reuters/WSJ They demand Tehran’s full threat network be dismantled first. Ambassador Yousef Al Otaiba confirms UAE will join efforts to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, a lifeline for global oil. Also reaffirms a staggering $1.4 TRILLION UAE investment commitment in the United States.

🚨 TRUMP: UNSURE IF WE'RE ABLE TO OR WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH IRAN

I hate my clients

if you’re a full time trader in nyc/california you are either one of the best ever, a total larp or not paying taxes i had a great trading year in 2025. and i mean it was really good. i just got my tax bill and it is disgusting. genuinely horrid. i’ve never understood the puerto rico dwellers more than i do now fully convinced 9/10 people i meet here are faking it living in nyc is worth it and im not leaving but wow there are unreal tradeoffs

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