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☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴
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☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴
@ATonofFun
Former actor, stand-up comic. Thoughts are my own and nobody else's. I'm not illuminati.
Midgard شامل ہوئے Temmuz 2011
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Holy shit, I completely forgot about this app....What the fuck have I missed?
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Thank you to all who have supported me, and shared stages with me, I will never forget any of you.
Make sure you turn off the lights as you leave, we'll see you in the funny pages.
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I have met a lot of fantastic people through comedy, and it has given me way more than I ever deserved, but I think now is the time to end it, and see what else I can get done on my remaining years, how ever many that may be.
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Not that this will make a huge impact on anyone, but as of July 23, 2024, I'm done. Been plying away at this for almost twenty years, and I don't have it in me anymore. The writing, the shows, the failures, it's not enjoyable for me anymore.
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@JustinTrudeau You wanna make things more affordable in Canada....be like Joe Biden and quit
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People need homes they can afford. And that’s what we’re building — all across Canada.
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Nice to see Chat GPT is working in politics now
Justin Trudeau@JustinTrudeau
Penny, I couldn’t agree more. Food’s pretty important to doing your best in school. We’re going to make sure kids across the country have meals at school, whether they can bring their own or not — just like your school’s program does. Thanks for the letter.
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Doesn't matter that they can't afford food, or have a pension that can cover both food and lodging, but yay, they can have their teeth fixed. #NoFuckingClue #TaxThisFuckFace
Justin Trudeau@JustinTrudeau
Oh, and over 4,400 seniors got dental care – today - thanks to the Canadian Dental Care Plan.
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I think the epitome of zero fucks given is wearing anal beads as a necklace. #WTF #FuckFashion #BlinkTwiceIfYouNeedHelp
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Why the fuck are we angry with Bears? Somebody eat their porridge again? #ManVsBear #WTFDidIMiss #GoBruins
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@JustinTrudeau Nice, fuck the rest of the country, but we can have craft beer. #Dickhead
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Here’s something else to celebrate as you enjoy a pint this #StPatricksDay: we’re cutting taxes for Canada’s craft breweries. Cheers to that!
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@JustinTrudeau Neither do you Jackass...no politician cares once they're in office, just want to keep their job and live out on an overpaid pension for the remainder of years while everyone else can go fuck themselves.
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@JustinTrudeau Too bad Canadians have to leave "home" if they want to have any shot in the Entertainment industry
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What a night for Canada! To each of the remarkable Canadians nominated at last night’s Oscars: congratulations. Thank you for sharing the gift of your storytelling with us – and with the world. We’re always rooting for you here at home.
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☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴 ری ٹویٹ کیا
Touched down in Malaysia! I'm looking forward to a productive week of meeting with officials, industry leaders, and partners from Canada and the Indo-Pacific to promote our world-class products - like the lobster I enjoyed for lunch in Kuala Lumpur! 🦞
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