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ID: [A̶G̶E̶N̶T̶-B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶] UNIT: [R̶E̶D̶A̶C̶T̶E̶D̶-R̶E̶G̶I̶M̶E̶N̶T̶] • Ministry of Information — [Agent] • Ministry of Truth — [Consultant] • Clearance Level: [██-██-██] #Helldivers2 #Helldiver #RedactedRegiment

@TruthInspectorD The Krogan would defend Super Earth 💪🏻😤 They’d suck down the Illuminate like they’re eating 2nd dinner.

Cerberus did nothing wrong.

————————————————— [MINISTRY OF INTELLIGENCE] [OPERATIVE LOG BOOK] ————————————————— [SUBJECT]: Fear Doctrine - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - “Have you ever heard the saying: ‘The enemy of my enemy, is my friend’? It implies a degree of hostility so absolute that even opposing forces will tolerate one another… so long as something worse exists. But that assumption is flawed. Because not all enemies recognize alliances. Some simply recognize opportunity. The Automatons do not ally with the Illuminate. The Illuminate do not coordinate with the Terminids. And the Terminids… do not recognize anything at all. Yet they converge. Not out of unity— but out of pressure. For they have yet to internalize what it would mean if Humanity ceased to exist… Three forces. Three natures. • The Automatons - calculated, adaptive, relentless. They wage war at the behest of the Cyborg’s as a function. Their expansion is logic made manifest. • The Illuminate - deliberate, distant, and precise. They do not rush. They observe… and then they erase. • The Terminids - pure unfiltered instinct. No doctrine. No strategy. Only consumption. Only reproduction. Only survival. They do not fight together. They are pushed together. We are the constant that binds them. Humanity is the food chain and our opposition has yet to face that reality. Super Earth is not facing a coalition. We are facing a convergence of fear. So let them try. Perhaps they succeed? If they do, they’ll only collapse onto each other, fighting to supremacy. Will they succeed? The answer is obvious. No.” ————————————————— [A̶G̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶] [R̶E̶D̶A̶C̶T̶E̶D̶ ̶R̶E̶G̶I̶M̶E̶N̶T̶] • Ministry of Information — [Agent] • Ministry of Truth — [Consultant] • Clearance Level: [█████]

BREAKING NEWS! JOHN HELLDIVER IS A TRUTH ENFORCER DISSIDENTS IN SHAMBLES CHAOSDIVER AND GLAZEDIVERS ARE REPORTING MASS CASUALTIES EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE NOT DEPLOYED. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

WE SALUTE YOU JOHN HELLDIVER 🫡🌎

Youre a fucking idiot and a loser

@Illumi_Nate1 I believe your kind wasn’t meant to leave the water! Are those gills I see?

@AgentBalor We are guilty of LIBERATION AND RETALIATION ! Your kind was never meant to leave the ground !

[ODD ILLUMINATE BEHAVIOR] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - • Schooling Behavior? • Stress Reaction? • Undemocratic Congregating? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Either way… I don’t like it, not one bit.

@Illumi_Nate1 DON’T POINT THAT FINGER AT US, YOU ARE THE ONE GUILTY OF INVASION AND TERRORISM!

@AgentBalor They’re just silly lil guys having fun! You’re a monster! A TERRORIST! You see happy civilians enjoying non military actions and engage from concealment?! That is a WAR CRIME AND ILL SEE YOU HANGED….Hung….hunged? Why is monke speak so bad

@HelldiverGodGuy @Semirofly Son, Just because something is “edible” does not mean we should eat it. The term “Friendly” offers a broad spectrum of interpretations.

@AgentBalor @Semirofly If true why labeled “fren”?

CURRENT STATS:

@Semirofly Thank you, I do my best. [PAY NO ATTENTION TO FRIENDLY FIRE STATS - THEY WERE ALL DISSIDENTS] 🫡🌎

@AgentBalor Solid numbers, well done!

@Redacted_diver2 @SEAF_GARY Either way, We stand firm in the face of Galactic Tyranny.

@AgentBalor @SEAF_GARY I usually use a laser cannon but same regardless, each enemy scrapped is more democracy that can be spread far across the galaxy

@Redacted_diver2 @SEAF_GARY Exactly, [Bullets > Goofy-Blue-Space-Lasers] Democracy is dispensed every time a piece of hot lead is shot at an enemy.

@AgentBalor @SEAF_GARY Shows how inferior illuminate technology is to our super earth approved equipment

@SEAF_GARY Dropping like flies! Almost begging to be targets!

@AgentBalor Their illuminate technology is faulty...

@DevronAlistar I’ve got [⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️] burnt into my brain.

@AgentBalor 32 kills per death is above the average of 30, I am more interested in your RU/MP ratio. Reinforce Used / Missions played. Yours is 5per mission which is above the average, Commendable.

@thefrenchkefta According to my paperwork… Yes, this report is correct. You’ve been promoted from: [MAJOR] to [LEGEND]

Wait, I am a legend ? Damn, talk about a promotion !

@SEAF_GARY The first galactic war had taken many lives… But we still breathe, a chance to destroy those squids once and for all.

/uhhh who's uniform is this

@SEAF_GARY I agree, SAM’s are typically overrun with enemies and in “hidden” spots. I’ve had to go on a few hikes to find those pesky locations.

@AgentBalor I just wish artillery and SAMs weren't in such a inconvenient spot, seen so many facing big rocks, someone definitely has lower IQ then the average blueberry

@AgentBalor Well im able to accurately take down multiple squid bases, activate a SAM site and do most of a artillery before even getting hurt as long as I got the thermites

@SEAF_GARY Worry not Gary, I believe you’re on track to be one of the best!

@AgentBalor /Unfortunately mine is much lower

@BlxckNoise83 You are a true enforcer of freedom 🫡🌎