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If a cup of garri is not too small for you, drop your plate.

@TheCraftsmvn @vai1kai Collectively.

@AlfredAllen_ @vai1kai Mutuals?

Who need a quick follow back today?

Bro aren't you on this TL? Many people in urgent, life-threatening situations have benefited from the money, and it was something we all collectively agreed on, not a decision made unilaterally. Every step was documented here, with full disclosure of expenses and remaining balances each time. @Wizarab10 and @the_beardedsina have shown exceptional transparency and accountability throughout.

Don't do April reach where my account dey, because I will sue you.😤

@PoojaMedia 😂😂

🚨 JUST IN; CAS has declared Super Eagles as the winner of AFCON 2026 after Senegal filed an appeal against Morocco. The Court of Arbitration for Sports ruled that Nigeria behaved well during the Semifinal against Morocco & hence, Senegal & Morocco be stripped of the title.

@AsakyGRN And guess what? Nothing will still happen.

Courtroom thrown into chaos as a woman reportedly died after collapsing during a court session. The woman had been arrested by the NDLEA in Edo three months ago and was allegedly held in their custody without arraignment for three months. Reports claim she fell ill in custody and repeatedly requested medical attention but was ignored. She later collapsed in a Federal High Court and was confirmed dead.

Small accounts, are you active for today’s growth?

@dammiedammie35 Before election, something will happen just wait for it..

@dammiedammie35 Is it what I'm thinking?

This is the first time I’ll be seeing Seun Kuti apologise for something 👀

@NigeriaStories Why was this order not given before now? Why did they wait 38 to 48 hours after the previous attack before initiating this? Anyway, no explanation can restore the lives that were lost.

BREAKING NEWS: The Minister of Defence, Gen. Christopher Musa rtd., today ordered troops in the Frontline to shoot on sight at any t€rrorist without waiting for further orders.

@instablog9ja Make una no use this April fool borrow money from world bank o. 😂

Just In: FIFA grants Nigeria 🇳🇬 a new qualification spot for the 2026 World Cup… more details later

@_Nsznn Oops 😬

I just bagged a $30k job. Brooo Because I posted my Nysc pop pictures and the rest is history

@dammiedammie35 Make una break that Governor D7 head.

Rice rice rice !! Everybody don tire for this government, this happened in Edo state yesterday ✊🏽

@Koushou_F 一体ここで何が起こっているのか、誰か教えてくれませんか？

引用まで読んで！！ 私が漏らしたみたいになってる！！！ エイプリルフールだよ！！ 馬にむかっておならするなんて、そんなひどいことするわけないじゃないですか！！！🥺 x.com/i/status/20391…

馬は鼻が良い。体臭や汗、💩の残り香で相手の感情までわかるほどだそう。 私が超お腹痛くて、トイレ行きたいのに馬が全然馬房に入ってくれないことがあった。 私はイライラしてたけど根気よく待ってた。でも限界がきて、ﾌﾟｽｰ…おならしちゃった。 そしたら馬、何を感じ取ったのかこちらを見て、↓

@Koushou_F 一体ここで何が起こっているのか、誰か教えてくれませんか？

「こいつやべえ」って顔して、自分で馬房に入ってったんだよ。 私の腸内環境がやばいのか、単に臭かったのかわからんけど、あからさまにうわぁって顔してた。 だからホースマンの皆さんは、おならで馬に感情を伝えるといいですよ。 馬のコミュニケーション言語は匂いである、という話。

@kuno_misaki0119 一体ここで何が起こっているのか、誰か教えてくれませんか？

皆さまへ 移籍のご報告です。

@thenihiin Hi lady..

If Algorithm brings this to your TL, Say Hi let’s connect with you.

@JustKingss Them still dey save money for this country?

Be sincerely, do you have savings? 😂😭

Try am with naija babe, i wan see something first. 😂

@jiromal 一体ここで何が起こっているのか、誰か教えてくれませんか？

今日の午前中はヨドバシとカクヤスが届くからうっかりドア開けちゃったんだ。ちょうどもめてる（もめてないけど）とこにカクヤスさんが爽やかに登場してくれたので、いろいろ洗い流されてよかった

今玄関あけたら年配の男性が無言で立ってて「何ですか」と聞いたら「知らね。オレ店のやつじゃねえもん」って言ってきて全然意味わかんなくて、え？何ですかウチですか？と言うと「お前だろ！？」って大声出されて、こりゃヤバいな警察間に合うかなと死を覚悟したら隣の家が「Uberさん？」って出てきて