Allah Peño

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Allah Peño

Allah Peño

@AllahPeno

Chilling out max and relaxing all cool Professor of Memeology at Rick and Morty Technical Institute Bink/Spagoni pronouns

شامل ہوئے Ocak 2020
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Allah Peño
Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@CommieGibberish Dude's teeth look like a cartoon character that had a grand piano dropped on his head.
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Commie Gibberish of the Day@CommieGibberish·
Is this an Australian? Anyone who can’t answer that question honestly doesn’t deserve your respect.
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@CAMELCASTOff He has a pretty good track record from Weapons, I don't understand why he's making a movie called Resident Evil that has nothing to do with the games if he's also comfortable not calling it that. All he's doing is setting up fans of the game for disappointment.
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@BigDickBarclay I liked Bo, but his whole "I'm a tortured artist who's sad because everyone thinks I'm just a clown but I am actually super deep" shtick got pretty old.
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HVAC Barclay@BigDickBarclay·
What happened to funny piano man? Where did he go?
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@Will_Tanner_1 In the past 8 years there has only been one murder in my small rural town, and it was done by an illegal immigrant. They can keep their "walkable" cities.
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Will Tanner
Will Tanner@Will_Tanner_1·
It’s pretty simple… This generally doesn’t happen in the suburbs, which is why white flight hollowed out cities once this became illegal to prevent
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Katrina 🇺🇸🇨🇳🇲🇽@zapatas_mom

Americans… this is a good faith question. I’m not baiting or trolling. Why are you so scared of condos and walkable cities? Does not having to drive for your groceries freak you out? What about it makes you uncomfortable? Please be honest.

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Gigolo Joe@GigoloJoe799756·
@AllahPeno @MrDanielBuck Well, now the dynamic is that everyone is required to pander to the non-Whites, and nothing can ever be their fault. Their being disruptive and destructive is because of their systemic victimhood, and therefore their rights trump everyone else's.
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Allah Peño
Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@CassandraRules My brother had to move apartments because an Indian family moved into the unit below him and stunk up the entire building with their food.
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Cassandra MacDonald
Cassandra MacDonald@CassandraRules·
No, it's gross, and it stinks up entire blocks of neighborhoods.
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@CassandraRules Indian food is absolutely delicious. Daft pretending otherwise. Very strange for grown adults to dislike spicy food.

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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@AdrianneCurry Female Hollywood actress doesn't understand why a male coworker is weary of making physical contact with her. Gee, I wonder what could've caused that... 🤔
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@Michaeldudufudu They think that turning themselves into "men" will make their miserable lives better because they're constantly told that men live life on easy mode. Then they're in for a rude awakening when they find out nobody gives a shit about ugly manlets.
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@Fenrirtheicewo1 Remember when they had Hughie get raped by fake Batman in a sex dungeon because the writers thought it would be funny? Then later in that season he found out he had been raped multiple times by a shapeshifter impersonating his girlfriend? Why do they love raping him so much?
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@feelsdesperate Women like this are completely divorced from reality and are going to get other women killed.
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Coddled Affluent Professional
I would encourage the leftist journalists to get out there and disarm the psychotic knife guys themselves! Show the cops how it’s done!
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Allah Peño
Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@salltweets "Here's why a pervert showing you his penis without your consent is actually cool and rebellious and you're a bigot if you don't like it."
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Sall Grover
Sall Grover@salltweets·
Wanting to get your c—k out for everyone to see is something literally only a man can do, thus ending the conversation about whether he’s a woman.
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@justalexoki I've had long hair since long before I lived with a woman, so this wasn't a surprise to me. Yes, you do in fact sometimes get long hairs caught between your butt cheeks lol.
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taoki@justalexoki·
thing nobody talks about with living with women is all the hair. oh my god all the hair. why is it everywhere. why is it inside my butthole. how even
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@mattforney The first girl who gave me a BJ acted like she was trying to peel a carrot with her teeth. I was like "damn, blow jobs are overrated." Then I got one from a girl who knew what she was doing, and I was like "oh, she was just bad at it."
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@hayasaka_aryan And then they actually do show a girl's butt and it's clearly a body double. You can't fool me! I know a butt double when I see one.
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Kaguya’s Top Gal
Kaguya’s Top Gal@hayasaka_aryan·
The boys producers when the fand ask them to put a naked woman instead of dicks and men butts
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@marcorandazza When I was 16, I walked into a restaurant to turn in a job application for washing dishes, and they were like "great, here's an apron and here's how to use the dishwasher. Get to work." It took like 10 minutes of training.
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@jasonwilliamsmd It took me 4 separate trips to the ER to finally get them to do a CT scan and see I had appendicitis. I'm pretty sure what happened is that when they asked me about drug use I told them I smoked weed, so they just assumed I was faking it to get painkillers.
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Jason R. Williams, MD, DABR
Jason R. Williams, MD, DABR@jasonwilliamsmd·
Testicular cancer has a 95% cure rate when caught early. Zac was 22, had a swollen testicle, abdominal pain, and months of worsening symptoms. He saw multiple doctors. Not one ordered an ultrasound. By the time his mother paid for a private scan, it was stage 3. This is the failure I see over and over. Young men get told they're too young for cancer. Women get told their pain is anxiety. The scan that takes 15 minutes and costs almost nothing keeps getting skipped in favor of antibiotics and reassurance. Imaging is not an overreaction. In a young patient with a palpable mass and escalating pain, it's the standard of care. His mother did everything right, and she is the reason his story is reaching the people who need to hear it. Rest in peace, Zac.
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Student, 22, Dies of Cancer After Multiple Doctors Failed to Diagnose Him: ‘A Tragedy That Should’ve Been Avoided’ people.com/student-22-die…

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Allah Peño
Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@KathAntonio7 They can't honestly believe that the solution to a man randomly killing a woman for no reason is to release him back out into the public to potentially kill again because "he couldn't help it," right? How do we share a country with people who think like this?
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@RAWigger "I want to leave my boyfriend for crying in front of me, but I don't want him to think people will leave him if he cries in front of them." Ladies, remember this post the next time you wonder why your boyfriend doesn't express himself emotionally in front of you.
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Allah Peño@AllahPeno·
@QTRBlackGarrett Still can't believe he couldn't be bothered to lose a little weight for this role. Dude, you're the star of your own Disney Plus show and you can't lose like 20lbs so you actually fit in the armor?
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