Christopher U.

@aonanuga1956 How can he be 74? When his daughter is over 60? What is this nonsense

STATEHOUSE STATEMENT President Tinubu’s special birthday message My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year on the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition of marking my birthday in line with the mood of the nation, I resolved to observe this year's birthday in a low-key manner. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain, as we can see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by the ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team, or our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! President Bola Ahmed Tinubu Aso Villa March 29, 2026

@lordissy25 @MarioNawfal @grok Why are yoruba niggas so retarded? Can you not read and have a thought of your own without asking AI with no emotions?

@MarioNawfal Did the system truly fail Noelia or just choose the easiest exit? @grok

🇪🇸 A 25-year-old Spanish woman just died by euthanasia, and her lawyer claims the hospital pressured for it because her organs were already committed for transplant. Noelia Castillo had been raped by her ex-boyfriend, then gang-raped in a state youth center by 3 North African migrants in 2022. She jumped from a fifth-floor window in a cocaine-fueled suicide attempt that left her paralyzed from the waist down and was living with chronic pain and severe mental illness. Her father fought her euthanasia request for 2 years all the way to the European Court of Human Rights, but every court ruled in her favor. The hospital blocked her best friend from seeing her before she died, who said "I wanted to try to change her mind." The system failed to protect her from rape, failed to treat her mental illness, and instead gave her an exit and a transplant list. Source: BBC, @Antunes, @visegrad24, @okdiario

@shinedown65 @stealyoredbull Lmao if you had any sort of understanding of the matter you speak of, you would know that building shouldn't have collapsed like that. It was a planned event, but keep believing lies your govt spews.

@stealyoredbull Dont really understand weight, fuel and energy do ya kiddo lol

Mossad building took multiple direct hits from Iranian warheads and yet somehow the building didn’t collapse. Which is really weird because in September of 2001….

@0liviajulianna The kid is gay, the hand gestures, the way he speaks, gay. Couldn't be my son.

Do you know how much of a bitch you have to be to see a video of a CHILD having fun and tell the internet you should be allowed to bully them?

@var_epsilon What the hell is a car thing?

spotify is so annoying man 2019: released car thing, really handy device 2022: ended production 2024: remotely bricked all existing devices 2025: nocturne releases some custom firmware that replicates the original functionality 2025: spotify bricks the auth method they were using

@KimDotcom Just gonna take this as an engagement bait because you can't be serious. If for any reason nukes are used, every treaty ever signed goes up in flames. Every nuclear power will start using their nukes too in conflict and as such the US aren't stupid enough to do that.

To Iran, Prepare for a mass casualty event, I believe Trump and Netanyahu plan to use nuclear weapons shortly, probably not only Teheran. If you feel like surrendering do it now. If you don’t want to kneel to the US and Israel move your leadership to non-population centers now. If they use nukes their people are going to remove them. They will have no future after killing millions of people.

@SegunShowunmi I just don't understand you, what in God's name is this word salad? Saying all this without choosing a stance just to sound intelligent? Monkey business.

When Spokespersons Falter: Lessons in Strategic Communication. The Bwala/Mehdi meltdown. Public communication at the highest levels of government is not a casual undertaking. The role of a spokesperson is one of the most demanding assignments in political leadership because it sits at the intersection of policy, perception, and national reputation. Every word, tone, gesture, and response becomes part of the narrative through which both domestic and international audiences judge a government. Recent interview performances by presidential representatives have reignited an important conversation about the professional standards required for spokespersons in the modern media environment. Confronting seasoned international interviewers such as Mehdi Hassan is not merely a media appearance; it is a high-stakes exercise in narrative management. Effective spokespersons are rarely accidental performers. Communication scholars often reference the “10,000-hour rule,” popularized by Malcolm Gladwell, to illustrate the level of sustained practice required to achieve mastery in complex professions. Political communication is no different. Those who excel in this field typically arrive with years of disciplined engagement campaign messaging, media briefings, crisis communications, and policy translation. The difference between seasoned communicators and inexperienced voices becomes evident under pressure. Professional spokespersons understand how to redirect hostile or loaded questions without appearing evasive. They rely on structured communication frameworks often summarized as a “4+1” approach: four supporting points anchored by one central message that consistently returns the conversation to the principal’s policy priorities. The interview is never about the spokesperson. It is about defending, explaining, and contextualizing the decisions of the leader or institution they represent. Another hallmark of professionalism is message discipline. Skilled communicators resist the temptation to speak for the applause of a narrow political audience. Their true target is the broad middle: undecided citizens, neutral observers, and international audiences whose perceptions influence the credibility of a government. This requires restraint, strategic clarity, and an awareness that statements made in the heat of a televised exchange often reverberate long after the cameras are turned off. Equally important is situational awareness. Every media platform has a “house style,” every interviewer a known method of questioning, and every audience an expectation of tone. Preparation therefore involves understanding the adversarial dynamics of the interview environment, anticipating lines of attack, and crafting responses that maintain composure while advancing the government’s narrative. The craft also involves non-verbal communication. Tone of voice, pitch, cadence, posture, and controlled gestures are not cosmetic features; they are tools that reinforce credibility. Audiences often evaluate confidence and authority through these signals even before processing the substance of a response. For governments, the broader lesson is institutional rather than personal. Strategic communication should be treated as a professional discipline requiring training, mentorship, and continuous preparation. Many successful administrations invest heavily in communication war rooms, message simulation exercises, and spokesperson coaching to ensure that representatives are fully prepared for hostile interviews. In an era where a single media appearance can circulate globally within minutes, spokesperson performance is no longer a minor detail of governance. It is part of statecraft. Nigeria, like many democracies, would benefit from a deeper investment in professional communication training for those tasked with representing public institutions. Doing so strengthens not only the credibility of individual leaders but also the country’s voice on the global stage.

@Midatlblog Lost me when I heard “let’s be whorenest with ourselves”.

"Stop going to bad places in Lagos to make videos. Go to good places in Lagos, make positive videos, and praise the city"----- man.

@NaijaTrend_1 What business does an Israeli Flag have here please, y’all are just terrorists at this point. If you’re right for Biafra fly Biafra flag, why another nation? Are the Jews funding this mess too?

Gentle De Yahoo and His Associates Announce Suspension of Monday Sit-At-Home Order

@saylor Nigga just fucking take profit already

HODL

@MacnBTC No alt season til Saylor liquidated.

BITCOIN FALLS BELOW MICROSTATEGY’S COST BASIS ($76,000) FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2023

@djawizzy @venom1s Anyone who fixates on external factors isn’t perverted, what’s low IQ about what I said? The pure can chase after the pure, why is that a problem?

@Althoarder @venom1s Are Women fixated on 6 foot tall men also perverts with Daddy issues? Or are u just a low IQ retarded hypocrite?

Target should sell these sweaters.

@JosephKahn Nothing reasonable about that proportion.

Watching Fast and Furious 4. Asses were so much smaller in 2009. Reasonable proportions.

@asr_rabiu proudly Nigerian as you pay them in USD, please disburse funds in Nigeria let's give our own currency some use case. It's reasons like these the exchange rate with $ is so bad.

- 10.JAN.2026 - Congratulations to our Super Eagles players on a brilliant victory against Algeria! 🇳🇬 You have lifted the spirit of the nation, and we proudly cheer you on as you prepare for the semi-finals. To encourage you, I pledge USD $500,000 to the players upon winning the semi-final, with an additional USD $50,000 for every goal scored. Should you go on to win the final, I further pledge USD $1,000,000, plus USD $100,000 for each goal scored in the final. Wishing you continued success as you carry Nigeria forward. Keep making Nigeria proud. Proudly Nigerian 🇳🇬 #ASR

@blue_eyedKeti I thought y'all were winning? Why cry now? Your president prolongs your pain

No, this is not a nuclear explosion. The rest of the world can still sleep and live in peace. This is just another night in Ukraine, the view from the window of an ordinary Kyiv resident. You watch this through your phone screens, while we watch it from the windows of our own homes. This is just a fragment of the nightly madness that russia allows itself to unleash on the territory of my country. A shard torn out of the lives of Ukrainians. Yes, people died again tonight. Yes, there are wounded. Yes, there was another swarm of attack drones and missiles. It continues, and it feels as though no one can do anything about it.

@ywomendeservles He’s stronger than me fr

@IterIntellectus South Africa doesn’t have the highest rape rate in the world currently, why use data from 2010 to push a narrative? I hate SA as much as the next guy but stop the cap.

south africa: > 32% unemployment > 45% youth unemployment > 8% of population pays 90% of income tax > highest inequality on earth > top 0.01% (3,500 people) own 15% of wealth > bottom 50% has negative net worth > 330 days of blackouts per year > taxi mafia burns trains to eliminate competition > highest rape rate in the world > 1 in 4 men admit to rape > 1 in 3 women will be raped in her lifetime > 67,000+ child rapes reported every year > women killed by intimate partners at 5x global average > 4th highest murder rate on earth > half water systems contaminated with sewage > half of water lost to leaks (global average 15%) *and of course* > white genocide "south africa is the model for new york" if this was a parody it would be too retarded to be funny

@SebMontgomery @AFpost @grok Clown

@AFpost hey @grok is this actually true or is afpost just wanting impressions

The judge presiding over Benjamin Netanyahu’s corruption case has been found dead. Judge Benny Sagi, president of the Beersheba District Court, was killed in a traffic accident on Sunday, January 4, 2026. Follow: @AFpost

@JimmyAnimashaun @RevverseDirect @royalautosville @wayne_m159 @ichieEmy @WilJay_1 @Auto_poacher @outspokenKM @KingFadAutos @Carzukey There is no universe where you can justify selling this for anything more than N150m you charlatan

2015 Rolls Royce Phantom VII For Sale Status: Brand New Price: N400,500,000 Location: Lagos, Nigeria 600 Mileage DM for more Info Cc @RevverseDirect