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@donetodeath clicked to see if it was me

This is the worst pregnancy announcement of all time.

.@AmericanTwoShot IS A FINALIST FOR THE @crookedmedia TRUMP PORTRAIT CONTEST AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE BC SHE DOESN'T LIKE SELF-PROMOTION BUT THANKFULLY I DO! VOTE FOR #10! OR JUST VOTE AT ALL! JK ONLY VOTE FOR #10! FULL PIC ATTACHED BC IT GOT CROPPED portraitmode.crooked.com

The bullied kid behind that viral video might be the actual bully bit.ly/2z2nYDo

@donetodeath Next Roller™️ fam

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dude at show: hi me: hi dude in the dm’s later: it was so good catching up with you at the show :)

Transparent. Broad City. Fleabag. Insecure. Girls. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Jessica Jones. Difficult People. One Mississippi. UnReal. Orange is the New Black. Take My Wife. WOMEN HAVE BEEN HERE. WE'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON, THANKS. twitter.com/IndieWire/stat…

Just in case, I have decided to sever ties with everybody.

@davidcho Ugh

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@ElliottFoos U MY MAN

Inventor of carrot cake: “Wow, you like it? I was kidding.”

A saddened, shaken-up Jimmy Kimmel talks about the mass shooting in Las Vegas, his hometown. youtube.com/watch?v=ruYeBX…