Archie

It’s priced in bro…

@nikitabier @adrianjordan_io 𝕏 should just launch its own platform. It would add $100b in value instantly.

𝕏 has always been the best source of financial news for traders and investors. Billions of dollars are allocated every day based on what people read on Timeline. Today we're launching our new Cashtags feature in the US and Canada on iPhone, bringing real-time financial data to X. Here's how it works: 1. When you search for or post a cashtag (or contract address), X will automatically suggest matching stocks or crypto tokens, so you can select the exact asset you had in mind. 2. Anyone who taps a Cashtag will see posts mentioning it along with its price chart—without ever leaving X. This ensures that you're always matched to the chatter for the right stock or token. Cashtags are just the first step in our commitment to be the best destination for the finance and crypto community.

LOL

Upside of being sick for 3 days: I can almost see my abs again 😅

@BitPaine Being bearish in trading is like being pro-war in politics - people take you more seriously, but you’re never held to account.

never never never listen to chart squigglers

@TylerDurden Japanese are wild.

Japanese twitter is crazy

The world is coming together…

@btcjvs @BitcoinArchive *delete

@btcjvs @BitcoinArchive No we can’t. It’s four hours old. Happy to delay though.

@btcjvs @BitcoinArchive Yeah we fucked up. Apologies. I’ve got a new guy on the socials, and while he has strict instructions to credit analysts, we obviously messed up here.

@BitcoinArchive coindesk.com/markets/2026/0… @BitcoinArchive Thanks for stealing my work. i'll wait for you to credit me. How do you work out the 850k what time period are you looking at?

@ptichushka Peptide accusations are all the rage. “What’s your stack broooo?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

War with whoooo??!! Why can’t we just mind our own fucking business?

@nikitabier When video and podcast tab? Integrated newsletter. One tap subscriptions!

new app who dis

@crypto_madz 😅

@ArchieX__ 😂😂😂😂💛

If we can’t exchange DMs like this then we can’t be friends… 😅

@carolecadwalla @nikitabier @Falkvinge @EFF They’re optimising for global metrics eg total engagement. They don’t care about community, immediacy, or account authority. It’s all about trending and vitality.

@nikitabier @Falkvinge @EFF Nikita, I have advocated for the ‘stay on Twitter’ approach for that reason but they are not wrong that that engagement has tanked by a factor of 10 since Elon took over. What’s your response to that?

Whoever is advising @EFF on social strategy should be fired. Their reach on their X account is 13.3x larger than on their Instagram account—and on 228x larger than their TikTok account. If they want their foundation to have an impact on the global conversation, the only place is on X.

@TXMCtrades He knows how to coin a phrase 😅

Banana zone

@Vladcostea Now you are ready. 👊

I started 2026 with great optimism, hoping I’d become a millionaire. Less than a month later, I got evicted. Then I got an eye infection that kept me in bed on my birthday. My girlfriend broke up with me. The entire world seems to have gone mad. Now I’m just trying to roll with the punches, keep myself busy and not lose my mind. Almost everything I used to care about or gave me hope for the future is gone. I find my refuge in AI and podcast interviews. I moved back in my mother’s place, in the same room where 10 years ago I returned from university in a complete state of confusion because I didn’t know what to do next. Except that now I’m older, fatter, angrier at the world, and more frustrated. So I spend my days building something for the sake of it, because it gives me the feeling that I’m learning and growing beyond my comfort zone. I rarely go out, but I try to spend more time with my parents and grandparents. For most of my adult life, I ran away from them – telling myself that I’m better and I will make it big somewhere else. Well, I’m back to square one. Right now, even if I did in fact become a millionaire, I wouldn’t find any enjoyment in it. In the absence of a greater purpose or reason, I sort of find enjoyment in the grind. It makes me calm, it keeps me busy. My only concern is that this is the perfect recipe for dying alone. But in the end, we all get what we deserve.

Concerning…

Fox News has a Countdown Clock to nuclear Armageddon. Great job guys 👍

Some people don’t understand what it means to have a rich cultural heritage, and it shows.