ANGEL |parody| ♡

⚠️ 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 (at home) - 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚘𝚠 - WARNING: 100% 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝟭: IF you are not in the room, the door is closed, but there's enough space under it, THEN paw under the door. ++

[ This looks terribly like her and @SchemingKol. B-buuut… don’t blame her. It truly isn’t her fault. You simply cannot help but love him. ]

LAPD mascot? She already looks like she runs the entire department. 🐾🚔

Honestly? Terrifying already. Those eyes say “I learned from the best… and I will judge you.” 😼🔥

[ Hmmm… suspicious. Very suspicious. The little cat gently nudged some items of clothing lying around with her nose. What a mess… And yet he looked genuinely happy, so that ruled out a fight. Her poor little brain was hurting as she tried to understand. ]

I didn't want to use my ultimate weapon... but you gave me no choice. So... CUTENESS OVERLOAD! [ She adorably moved her paws before settling into a cute, sad expression. ] THIS is how you successfully weaponize eye contact to your advantage. Don't you just want to let me win?

Jealous? Never. She’s clearly the queen — the black kitties are just his mysterious entourage. 👑🐾

[ @BeguilingKlaus is momentarily unavailable. Please call later. This is a challenge to the last stare! Whoever looks away last wins free cat food. My rules! ]

[ She is taking classes on how to be fearsome like @InfernalKlaus. How is she doing? ]

@GenuineFiend & @BlestFrailty [ Is the LAPD looking for a mascot? She is ready! ]

@AbandonDamon [ She is feeling jealous of the black kitties. What about her? Pretty please? ]

@SchemingKol [ At last, she is allowed into the bedroom. She is still wondering why last night she was kept out; she had also heard curious noises coming from there. ]

@SchemingKol [ She had really thought that Dad had abandoned her and had been so happy... until he held her up to the camera. She is shy! ]

#AbandonLovesCats 🐈‍⬛

When daddy comes home @AzureVibes is looking at him like this…so gorgeous. 💙

+ return. And when he comes back, she is the happiest. #TheLoveOfACat youtu.be/PGQOnQFEOiM

He has never been the one who chose her. SHE has chosen to be adopted by him. SHE has preferred him to anyone else. Every time he leaves, she knows in her little heart that he will come back. And she waits. She climbs the nearest tree and watches the main street, imagining his +

Breakfast is ready. And I am not alone. A few friends joined. Party when humans are not around. #CatsLife

When Kol is gone VS when he is there - a story told with pictures. Is she really a little angel? Debatable, Watson...debatable.

@AzureVibes Alright. That’s too much. You can’t sleep demonstratively in my bed just because you don’t get your cuddles.

¶ Cat's secret moves - a manual ¶ Page 1 The moment of truth: when I look at you like this, can you actually resist me? Come on! I am S o o o o cuddly! @SchemingKol