Barrett Sherwood

@ALT_uscis The best explanation of the outfits for anyone else who was interested

@CSA0905 @Acyn Science, logic, truth and humor. The four horseman off the apocalypse for conservatives.

Daines on Abortion: Why do we have laws in place to protect the eggs of a sea turtle or the eggs of eagles…

@elonmusk I’m a Tesla fanboy, own the car and shares, believe in your vision. You seem to get that history impacts the future. Get on the right side of it and divest of Texas. Hard but right.

Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself

If Twitter acquisition completes, company will be super focused on hardcore software engineering, design, infosec & server hardware fortune.com/2022/05/05/elo…

Little girl singing "Let it go" in a shelter #UkraineRussianWar #Ukraine #UkraineUnderAttack

@AskPennyAuto my insurance company has excluded my daughter. she no longer lives in the household. I though I agreed to remove not exclude. She has a clean record. They are holding me to the verbal agreement. I believe they are required to have a signature. Can you confirm?

Jimmy Kimmel, commenting on "ground hog day " said " If I wanted to see a fat rodent in a hole, I would go to Mar a Lago." Can @jimmykimmel win a Pulitzer Prize for this?

@Acyn His deepest expression is his most recent shart

Eric Trump says Letitia James suing Trump violates the constitution

@Acyn Holy shit. Eric is really just Steven Miller after a 48 hour stint of helium inhalation. 🧐

California state law now requires grocery stores and other food suppliers to donate all edible food waste to a food bank or food rescue. 🍎🍌🍇🥦🥕🌽 This will reduce food waste and address food insecurity for millions of people. California leads again!

Just got the results of My latest existence test. Still negative.

I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!? NOW?!? I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.

Southwest Air - Your pilot signed off his greeting over the PA system with " Let's Go Brandon" ? Well then, I guess- "Let's Go United/ Jet Blue/ American". Anyone but Southwest. Fix it.

HUGE! 100,000 views in the first hour. This video is making MAGA very upset. Keep retweeting! #BetterWithBiden

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

Stop praying. I'm clearly not listening.

We need @POTUS’s leadership to help end the filibuster and protect our freedom to vote before it’s too late. That’s why I’m joining thousands of Americans to demand President Biden support filibuster reform. Add your name: action.standupamerica.com/sign/biden-pet…

This flying car prototype just hit a major milestone, completing its first-ever inter-city flight. On June 28, KleinVisions’ Aircar completed a 35-min trip from Nitra to Bratislava in Slovakia. The Aircar can transform from a road vehicle into an air vehicle in under 3 mins 😱