Bignine™️
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@neo_officialll Una😂😂
Who no fit last no fit last
If e like make e chop dragon
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Lasting in bed doesn't even require plenty things.
Just keep eating watermelon and then drink cold water few minutes before you begin.
Na you go dy beg your penis make e vomit.
Pharaoh👳🏾♂️👑@MrMekzy_
Man: Pharm I’m worried that i no longer last in bed. Me: How long do you last now? Man: First round 5 minutes, 2 rounds 8 to 10 minutes. Me: Sorry o, but how long did you use to last before? Man: like 35 minutes normally. Me: Sorry chief, is it plus foreplay? Man: No Me:
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@Anuoluwaplentee Me and my guy don go buy noodles for night for aboki side inside badagry and i chop slap cos my guy mistakenly on torch for their eye😂
Dem slap my blackberry for ground too
Anytime i remember that night, e dey pain me gan but wetin i wan do,2 guys against like 7 niggas😂
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This tweet played out tonite.
I took my bike to get something down the street. Few minutes later I got there, I alighted and parked the bike. Approaching the shop I wanted to buy something I noticed a car parked along the road but I didn’t pay attention I just passed beside it.
ajay@1meajay
minding your business no guarantee say wahala nor go find you come o, but still mind your business regardless.
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if I get 50k for aza and my mama ask for urgent 40k, I go press am use the remaining 10k smoke igbo sleep
every malam with him kettle
ᜰ@socetyhatesjay
you get 50k for hand, family need 30k, you press am. how you wan take advance? with or without you, they’ll survive so you should be your number one priority.
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@gib_smoke @broccoliboygreg I go con miss chudai and thirst traps?
No ooo😂
I like my tl like this
Everything get proportion
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@Michaell_chi @Mcytz @MrMekzy_ Foreplay happens before sex , i no dey wetin i dey talk bro
35mins sex no go far, I’m just saying no be sey the guy go sey ta ta ta dey go for straight 35mins nah!!!
If you understand leave am😂, make i dey explain sex for you?
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@Bignine07 @Mcytz @MrMekzy_ What will he be doing, jumping up and down?
Shey u no see say him say minus foreplay
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Man: Pharm I’m worried that i no longer last in bed.
Me: How long do you last now?
Man: First round 5 minutes, 2 rounds 8 to 10 minutes.
Me: Sorry o, but how long did you use to last before?
Man: like 35 minutes normally.
Me: Sorry chief, is it plus foreplay?
Man: No
Me:
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Arsenal fans are so gentle
This same Man U fans cooked us over the weekend for losing
Here they are
They can’t even win after 24days international break and Arsenal fans are not even trolling them
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Bignine™️ ری ٹویٹ کیا
No,this na the least
We gats understand say e get so many female dresses wey jacket go ruin, so if during the event she gets cold and you have an inner shirt on, gentlemannerism demands you offer your jacket
wande@blaccmajek
I no go off my jacket for you if cold dey catch you. Me wey carry my jacket come cold place no mumu.
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@realbig_shak For inside life wey babes dey happy sey you use preeq wake them😂
Wooo
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I should not touch my wife sexually when she is asleep? My wife?
Olori🍒@OloriOfOloris
Don't touch people sexually when they are asleep.
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around mid last year, a friend of mine Tunde got married to his girlfriend of 2years, Mariam, it’s only been a couple months in when everything changed.
a random number texted my guy that his wife is having extra marital affairs, this person introduced herself as Aisha, the wife of the man Mariam is supposedly sleeping with. this woman claimed she has proofs …chats, photos, hotel bills. everything.
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a meek thug@gib_smoke
make this phone cool down first, e get gist i wan give una 😭
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Bignine™️ ری ٹویٹ کیا
Funny thing Arsenal will slap City and this buzz go end
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