William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney

Started Montgomery at the flex today instead of Tank Dell and being rewarded tremendously. Some are calling me the Bear Bryant of Sleeper. Keep it on the goddamn ground.

@TheBUCHaneerISU @user192928290 Mfs get that 301st follower and start tweeting shit like this

Burner accounts tweeting with less than 300 followers be like:

@DB_UKBiggestFan x.com/billrtdb/statu… Darren, I believe you may have accidentally copied my post here. Please be sure to give me credit next time.

@DB_UKBiggestFan Peking duck

@hazardpounder All time tweet

White women be like To know you is to love you

@Freedom2Bend Favourite - Fontaines DC Holy Shit - Father John Misty Don’t Delete The Kisses - Wolf Alice Shed - Title Fight Say Yes - Elliott Smith Bodys - Car Seat Headrest Love Takes Miles - Cameron Winter

What song have you been able to listen to 5 or more times conservatively and not get bored of?

@DB_UKBiggestFan Darren Benz

You have to name him the last thing you ate

What the fuck is the point of those star shaped pimple patches? You’re literally drawing more attention than the pimple itself would, and people know you have a pimple under there anyway. Further proof 95% of the population is cattle.

Virgin country listener vs Chad folk enjoyer

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My YouTube recent history #whowantme

@DB_UKBiggestFan Probably eat the bits of steak and pasta individually because as far as texture is concerned steak doesn’t lend itself to this sort of mixture. Then i would discuss current affairs with interlocutors

You just got off a 24 hour overnight shift and come home to Steak Pasta. What do you do?🤔

@hospitalceltics @goated_diogenes you got comp pal

@BillRTDB Cats legend

Finally gonna see what all the hype is about

You might think she’s perfect but she’ll never be as perfect as All My Friends - LCD Soundsystem (“Shut Up and Play the Hits”, 2011)

@PaulSmythe741 Yep

Does anybody else take all their first dates to the same exact spot or is that just me

@TedGrizzlyDavis @CooterMcgraw88 Yep How Strange It Is to Be Anything at All🏀

@CooterMcgraw88 @BillRTDB Neutral Milk Hotel Wow

@immarquelldavis Delete the app please

@jakerogersmeat Holy crap this fucks

This nigga just walked in to pickup his food and hit the worker with a “Ni hao” off rip