Bryce Keyes

@runwildkian Someone explain to me like I’m 5 the rule as to why that isn’t a home run

If I were a Mariners fan I would stop watching this sport for at least a month

@tajblue2 @tom_peters Hugely entertaining is a huge stretch, also pacing was too much

@tom_peters Hugely entertaining movie. Great performances, good dialogue, music and camera work was amazing. Pace was terrific and maintained from start to finish. Lots of action scenes very well done but practically no beating the shit out of each other!!

I just watched One Battle After Another. I’ve probably been going to movies for 75 years, and it was clearly the worst movie I have ever seen. I cannot find any saving grace whatsoever. (A better title “a bunch of people mindlessly being the shit out of each other over and over.”)

@Sweigart_Ian27 It was the air pods of the day, you wouldn’t bring music

why the fuck would they bring that

@dylanjhb01 @FranziaMom And??? So??

@FranziaMom hot air balloon is a midwest emo song written by a sheltered church kid prove me wrong

Hundreds of people pretending that Owl City has bangers, what the fuck are we doing here

@FranziaMom It’s a unique original song, and yes some people like it so piss off

The man whose primary credits are RINGTONES made a song that was a hit but universally mocked upon release, the only defense imaginable is “I enjoy remembering things from my youth”

@BowTiedYukon Still shut the fuck up

@BryceKeyes Bryce the fork is clearly kicking your ass

If you’ve only lost 10lbs since Christmas the fork is still winning

@allfiredoves Tell me exactly how, and I will believe you

IT’S BEEN A WEEK SINCE I WATCHED PHM FOR THE FIRST TIME AND MY LIFE WAS CHANGED FOREVER

@r2rzoom @Softykjr Do you, this program is a mess

Please Respect My Decision 🙏🏾

@clevelandreaper In a world where “Dance Monkey” exists, you can shove that thought up your arse

There is not a human alive that needs to hear Green Day’s “Time of Your Life” again. Fire it into the sun.

@thechosenberg Or is there no room for nuance in society, and anyone who disagrees should be cast out and stoned?

Did you like Project Hail Mary or have you lost the spark inside of you and hate joy

@urbanarson @TheKevinDalton “Space is fake and gay bro” a dumber sentence has never been said

@TheKevinDalton Space is fake and gay bro. Everyone can sense it now even if they don’t know it for sure. April Fools Day “launch” is them admitting to you that it’s not real, it’s a joke. Just like their black vagina astronot suits. It’s fake dude.

Just picked up my son from elementary school and was blown away that ZERO parents or kids were aware of the Artemis II launch. Have we lost complete interest in space travel?

@BobbyRead @jtimsuggs You only hate it cause it’s ‘woke’

@jtimsuggs It is one of the worst shows to ever appear on TV. The story, the acting, the CGI… it was truly unexcusable. No one involved with this show should be allowed to work in the industry again.

Still incredibly heartbroken that The Acolyte was canceled before it even had a chance to expand upon the concepts and ideas it presented in its first season. Genuinely one of the most unique Star Wars projects ever. Really hoping that we see these characters and/or this story continue in one way or another.

@CrystalQuin The tone of the movie threw me off a bit, more bromantic comedy, I felt it a little unserious for a science/apocalypse story, perfect example was the goofy ships chasing each other, too many gags that were unscientific. Also how was he understanding Rocky without the laptop.

I did read the book and it’s one of my favorites. I’m curious of how people who read it felt about the changes. Some didn’t mind (like me) but some hated it.

@persephonemyste @sporadica It was goofy and unscientific, I don’t expect 100% accuracy… if you understand science at all that goofy cartoonish chasing each others ship was🤦🏻‍♂️

@sporadica It was super in line with the book as a movie can be, with a couple differences that I don’t think are relevant to your point that yes it’s a great and sweet movie.

Project Hail Mary was AMAZING Might just be my new favorite movie ever. It was simply perfect. I don’t understand the critiques, frankly. Yes, it could have stayed more in line with the source material BUT the core of the book AND film is not the science! It’s the friendship!! And the film simply nailed this. The unlikeliest, but most beautiful, of friendships is the centerpiece of the book and the film executes this flawlessly. It had me smiling ear to ear throughout. 10/10, what a great movie. Bravo.

@mircybr Have you heard of alcohol

I feel like fucking at a party is the equivalent to shitting in a public restroom. Like how does your body even get comfortable enough to let you do that

@Holden114 Congrats, you’re the first person to ever tweet this

I give Project Hail Mary two thumbs down. IYKYK. 👎👎

@Zubbyyke @nut_history and it’s a disgusting joke

@BryceKeyes @nut_history Take a chill pill bro, just joking

This girl called up her step dad upstairs to show him that she used his last name on her baseball jersey. Best thing you’ll see today

@bjkruft74 @nut_history You are messed up bro

@nut_history She wanted to show him her ass.