The Chairman

@OldPplSuck on the golf course

@greg16676935420 Niggas

Did we ever figure out what she saw?

I wouldn’t fuck T Swift with Kyle’s dick

@cornholimyholio @OldPplSuck Sounds like a perfect mother’s day

@CallMeElroy69 @OldPplSuck Just ate the biggest lunch. Took the best nap. Basketball in the background

Mexican Xanax is my favorite drug. Think I’m going to go twice a year to stock up

@OldPplSuck @cornholimyholio Can’t wait to snack on some tonight

@cornholimyholio It soothes the soul cc: @CallMeElroy69

Had to shit so bad I contacted AI

@OldPplSuck @MBukepro Legend

@MBukepro @CallMeElroy69

Zyn next to my parking spot update

@LORD_TARK_ @MRMONTA97080019 I know you know good work by the way your hands be

@MRMONTA97080019 This is your best work so far

The urge to buy a murdered out Escalade is strong

@OldPplSuck @Fredward3948576 This is why I’m not allowed to drive at night

@Fredward3948576 @CallMeElroy69

[driving] my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight. *sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby, *starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

@Bobby_Light23 Fueled an entire generation

@CallMeElroy69 Those milk wagons were sensational

Bring back the dumpy AT&T chick

@OldPplSuck @chillextremist Inherently evil scum

@chillextremist @CallMeElroy69

Tonight we honer the heroes of the Alamo, Helen Keller, David Bowie, and Speedy Gonzales. Americans Heros

@LORD_TARK_ @El_Iteration Why did you capitalize nausea?

@El_Iteration Sounds better and better everyday. Just wait until you wake up with the shakes, Nausea, and about 100 fireball shooters on your floor. News flash! It’s Wednesday at 10 am and you’re unemployed.

Weekday alcohol has been sounding GOOD lately

@Bobby_Light23 You don’t smoke

First smoke of the day vibes

@neo_R14 @ChivalryGuild Bruh stfu

@ChivalryGuild Brilliant thread as usual. Would be cool to see some threads on examples of chivalry from the Bible

In The Two Towers, there's a debate between rival orc factions. Asserting the superiority of his clan over others, Ugluk says, "We are the fighting Uruk-hai! We slew the great warrior. We took the prisoners..." This is a telling claim. Short 🧵

@Bobby_Light23 Yes, we’ve strayed far from the truth

@CallMeElroy69 you tryna visit?

I miss the garden

Results from this weekend just in: Syndrome down, bank account up

@MHalberstram7 I meant to say dinger but my phone has a learning disability