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@CapMericuhh

The captain has arrived to get you RIGHT! Fun tweets and observations! Ideas over party, Nation Over Party, PARTY PARTY PARTY!

شامل ہوئے Mart 2024
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Captain American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
There is a frustration at dealing with the current corrupt government. It may make u feel better to realize they are even more frustrated given that they have ALL the POWER and they STILL can’t win. #MAGA
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松永マグロ
松永マグロ@Maguro_Maznaga·
そういえばアメリカからのリプライいきなり減ったなあ、なんでだろ
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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀👮
チーズ警察からの報告 私、チーズ警察は、アメリカ合衆国を常に調査し、アメリカ国内のチーズ犯罪者を根絶するための戦略を練っています。 私はアメリカ合衆国に重大な弱点を発見し、チーズ犯罪者に対して比較的効果的な武器を開発しました。 その武器の名前は「卵サンドイッチ爆弾」です。 TikTokやYouTubeのショート動画を見る限り、アメリカのチーズ犯罪者は卵サンドイッチを好んで食べるようですので、効果は期待できます。 私、チーズ警察は、この卵サンドイッチ爆弾をアメリカのすべての都市に投下することを決定しました。 親愛なるアメリカ合衆国の市民の皆様、恐怖に震えてください。
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
@EdKrassen Pretty confident after your BS today about Trump being in a hospital that exactly zero people should believe anything you say, ever, about anything. You are a rage-baiting grifter, a fraud, and it's extremely obvious you are not a serious person.
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Ed Krassenstein
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·
I'm hearing from a very reliable source that Trump is preparing to use his DOJ to target multiple Democratic congressional candidates with fraud-related prosecutions ahead of the midterms, all in an effort to help preserve a Republican majority. The goal does not seem to be securing convictions. It seems to be creating just enough suspicion in the minds of voters that some stay home on Election Day or choose the Republican candidate instead. Meanwhile, many Republicans seem entirely unbothered by the fact that Trump himself was found liable for fraud and has pardoned more than a dozen convicted fraudsters. Their concern does not appear to be fraud itself, but the political value of accusing others of it.
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極上の沖縄 -okinawa-
アメリカよ、これが沖縄のデカ盛りハンバーガーだ!!
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Adam Crigler
Adam Crigler@AdamCrigler·
who is watching Artemis 2??
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ぱやぱやくん
ぱやぱやくん@paya_paya_kun·
日本には土地がない。小さな家に住んで、小さな車に乗る。 通勤は満員電車。どこ行っても人だらけで、心が少しずつ削られていく… だから海外の友人よ、頼む。 でかい家を見せてくれ。 でかい車を見せてくれ。 広大な大地と綺麗な自然を見せてくれ。 俺たちの心を癒してくれ…!
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GREENE TERROR
GREENE TERROR@KRAKENTERROR·
@CapMericuhh @Styx666Official I won't lie I have a nip almost every night but not enough to even feel anything but sleepy and it is about time for that right now CHEERS!
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Styxhexenhammer666
Styxhexenhammer666@Styx666Official·
I am no longer readily able to read Twitter DMs comments etc, it takeds me a long time to edit then to eveb be readable, Please bare wute me
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Captain American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@KRAKENTERROR @Styx666Official I see what you mean and felt that way for a while. Then I found about his constant binge drinking. Alcohol kills brain cells and eventually that has an impact. True it’s his bad decisions but I can’t help thinking alcohol has a lot to do with it.
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GREENE TERROR
GREENE TERROR@KRAKENTERROR·
@CapMericuhh @Styx666Official Recent events make me think his intellect was not quite what many thought. I will admit he had me for a while. Right up to when he was arrested in NOLA.
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Yohei from Japan🇯🇵
Yohei from Japan🇯🇵@learning_yohei·
I learned the English word “soccer” today!😄 Me: Hey, let’s play soccer! UK 🇬🇧: You mean football? It’s a sport you play with your feet, so “football” is the correct English!😤 Me: Alright… then should I call basketball “handball”?🥺
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Captain American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@JesterJum the first economist then looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing." "That's not true", the other responded. "We increased the GDP by $200!"
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Captain American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@JesterJum They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.
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Jum
Jum@JesterJum·
The entire Earth is $348 trillion in debt. TO WHO?!?!? EACH OTHER??? If you took all of the money in the world....all of it....that would only be enough to pay back 1/3 of that debt!! Am I the only one who this makes absolutely no sense to???
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Ashley Talks Comics!
Ashley Talks Comics!@ComicGirlAshley·
Is there actually a choice based game where your choices ACTUALLY REALLY matter? Like, the story is actually significantly different. No Telltale or LIS game has achieved this. LiS2 probably sold the illusion the best. Until Dawn and Heavy Rain maybe?
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