Capri ❄️

@elonmusk :(

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

Imagine taking two years proving to the world who you are on YouTube to impress her, just for her to end up with another nigga Yeah, I’m fucking retarded.

When you can’t get that girl in the red hoodie out of your mind…

@julesvictoria03 Over dinner

Men only: Would you date a Girl with big boobs who wants you to meet her parents before dating? If not, why?

@heavensbvnnyalt God greatest invention in my opinion

Boobs are the key. If he’s sad show boobs. If he’s tired show boobs. If he’s upset show boobs. Boobs are magic

@MAGANEWS_X Who wouldn’t

The world’s richest man risked jail, bankruptcy, and his life, spending $44B on Twitter for free speech and aiding Trump’s win over the Dems. He’s among the greatest humans of these centuries. He deserves a Thank you from every human. Would you thank him?

@moonchild23580 Love, peace of mind, and loyalty.

Men only , serious question Besides sex, what do you really want from women??

@popup_tddy fuck it we ball

Be that successful stoner that society says doesn't exist

@oelma__ who ?

$10,000,000 to never listen to a Jay Z song again. Are you taking the offer?

@Nate_Esparza yeah

today is the day you stop calling this twitter

@his4Everz Who ?

scam altman

“you attract what you fear” im so scared of boobs omg

@dole_jd @MoreTwoLyf @TMZ A wise man once told me mixing races will solve the world problems

@TheBIackSheep @CapriTheCreator @MoreTwoLyf @TMZ Nah I’ve seen mixed kids look fully white. No black features whatever ever. Just weak genes. But yeah highly doubt them his bio kids. Woudnt be surprised if MJ died a legit virgin tbh. lol

Michael Jackson’s estate continues to provide for the late pop star’s kids, including dropping thousands on tuition for his oldest son and tens of thousands for his daughter Paris’ home improvements. Details: tmz.me/mLRdMYg

@newstart_2024 Never thought about it like this well said

Tucker Carlson said something raw that cuts straight to the heart of marriage: “A wife who won’t stand by you in turmoil is hell on earth.” He says the real test of a marriage isn’t the good times — it’s when the husband loses his job, gets attacked, or things go wrong. That’s when you discover what your wife is truly made of. His blunt truth: the deepest desire of every man is to have his wife standing beside him. A wife who believes in you gives you strength, and that belief is often the key to success in life. It’s uncomfortable… but it rings true. Married guys — has a moment of crisis ever shown you exactly what your marriage (and your wife) is made of?

@redpillb0t very nice

Mel Gibson has been fighting child trafficking for decades and even made a movie, Sound of Freedom.

@RTSG_News woah

🚨🇷🇺 WATCH: Putin gave a direct address to citizens of Western countries. He said that "The truth is that the problems you are facing now are the result of years of actions by the ruling elites of your own countries." "They do not think about how to improve your lives. They are obsessed with their own selfish interests and excessive profits." Follow: @RTSG_News

One thing that baffles me is when I used to use Uber. I would often get pick up by elderly people, and we would have lovely conversations. However, the conversation would inevitably end with them expressing their inability to afford to live with their retirement plan.

@FoxNews Very nice

ABOVE AND BEYOND: A pizza delivery driver weeks from retirement made an extra stop at the store to bring a customer Diet Coke when the Idaho Domino's where he worked ran out. Doorbell camera footage showed Dan Simpson politely waving off an extra tip, and explaining he's retiring soon.

@MissJilianne He not even Muslim either I think we need to put all this race and colors stuff in the past and just judge people for who they are individually. True sickening we still judging people

He doesn’t look like a Drag Queen or Transgender to me.

@sama 🤠 thank you !

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