Carla Radames

REST IN PEACE TO MY CHUD SON WISH HE KILLED MORE THAN ONE SUICIDAL GAY GUY BUT HE WAS JUST BORN SO I FORGIVE HIM

Wish hed've died

CREAMING 🤤🤤

GIRL SHOOT THEM WITH A DEADLY VIRUS NOBODY CAN STOP YOU

@ravensgoth //Thanks! I do try my best lmao! 😭

@CarlaNotAda I fucking love everything you post on this app please keep being chaotic//

//Carla, hunched over her desk trying to think of the most batshit things to tweet to trick everyone into thinking she’s just insane.

@redfieldism I THINK SHEVA’S PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER

they’re so sexy

CHRIS REDFIELD

@literallyreq EVILNESS IS NOT AS INHERT AS THE WILL TO BE GOOD YOU MUST COMMIT FULLY TO SUCH A PATH LITTLE GUN

@CarlaNotAda maybe being evil is not for me

Maybe I dont wanna be funny anymore >:(((

@literallyreq OF COURSE LITTLE GUN YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST GUN I’VE MET

@CarlaNotAda okay but im a really funny gun :(... right..?

@EthanWinters529 @chrisredfailed YOU SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES WITH WOMEN WANTING YOU IN THE WRONG WAY COULDN’T BE ME TBH

@CarlaNotAda @chrisredfailed Respectfully, you terrify me. Why do women always want to tear me apart?? It’s either “I want to devour your flesh” or “you’re a lab rat, let me experiment on you”

EXCUSE ME?!? THE BACKGROUND?!? CARLA, EXPLAIN YOURSELF @CarlaNotAda

@EthanWinters529 @chrisredfailed TRAUMA DUMPING TO ME ISN’T THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY OF GETTING ME TO GO AWAY IT JUST MAKES ME MORE INTRIGUED IN YOUR BIOLOGICAL LIMITATIONS

@CarlaNotAda @chrisredfailed I have no idea what hurts me and what doesn’t. You know what did hurt? Miranda CRUSHING my heart in the palm of her boney hand.

@EthanWinters529 @chrisredfailed YET

@EthanWinters529 @chrisredfailed THAT WAS A METAPHOR I FEAR I WANT A SAMPLE OF YOUR BLOOD NOT YOUR BONES

MMM BURGER

MY UNDERLINGS THE SECOND I LOOK AWAY FROM THEIR DUMBASSES:

SMOKING CRACK WHILE A BAD BITCH THROWS ME OFF A PIER AS FOREPLAY>>>>

@EthanWinters529 @chrisredfailed THROW ME A BONE HERE I’LL GIVE YOU LIKE TEN BUCKS FOR YOUR TROUBLES

@CarlaNotAda @chrisredfailed I DON’T WANT THAT

@EthanWinters529 @chrisredfailed I JUST WANT YOUR BLOOD UNLESS YOU CAN FEEL PAIN IN EVERY CELL LIKE THE THING FROM THE HIT 1982 MOVIE THE THING YOU’LL BE FINE

@CarlaNotAda @chrisredfailed That sounds just as unpleasant..

@chrisredfailed @EthanWinters529 THAT WAS FOR AURA PURPOSES KILLING HIM WOULD DO NOTHING FOR MY AURA

@CarlaNotAda @EthanWinters529 A SCIENTIST WHO KILLED MY MEN

HAD TO KILL ONE OF MY UNDERLINGS BECAUSE THEY ATE SOMETHING I INFECTED WITH A NEW MUTATION I HAVEN’T NAMED YET AND I SAW MY FIRE FACE CARD IN THEY’RE EYES #IMBEAUTYINCARNATE