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@AQueenPenning My read’s are way down this morning- think it could have to do with this?

Y’all… I logged into KDP Reports and got greeted by this lil dog chewing on my sales charts 😩😂 Every time this pup shows up, it means Amazon KDP is having one of those moments. Reports won’t load, dashboards blank, uploads acting funny, yup, KDP might be down (again).

LA Knight just can’t get through a high stakes promo without messing up his lines.

@AmazonKDP for the past three months when I divide my subscription royalties by my page reads it cones out to .0033 and a bit. Is this normal? Most of my reads are coming from the United States. I’m not asking for any specific to my account info - just a general question.

@Crazymoments01 @MattWallace888 Ricky! Waaaaaaaaa

@MattWallace888 What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THIS VIDEO OF NANCY PELOSI ⚠️

@elonmusk Plot twist- it was YOU Elon and they fell right into your trap!

Now we’re up to 22 Dem senators all doing the same cringe video simultaneously! I will buy a Cybertruck for anyone can provide proof of who wrote this particular piece of propaganda. First person to post proof in the replies to this post gets the truck!

@WhitneyCummings You might have had more eyes on you back when you were doing open mics, but good job!

this is what I said at the end of my roast set on CNN tonight that I zoomed through beacause I was running out of time (and scared) : Since I only have a minute left and I’m live on an establishment media, I figured I’d list some of things mainstream media will never cover: The first trump shooter didn’t have any silverware in his house,The Crown prince of Saudi Arabia put money into Disney, why is fluoride still in our water? Monsanto paid Google to skew search results, why are so many presidents chefs dead?

youtu.be/fCrrTS_bmzs?si… Star Trek, trump, tng, insurrection, h-1b, Taylor swift

@mikealfred Entertaining

@Crypto_Inside_ @Ashcryptoreal Should be able to keep your phone charged

@Ashcryptoreal Millions incoming......

ETH JUST BROKE YEARLY HIGH 🚀 $5,000 IS COMING NEXT !!

@_DeanSMS @MarioNawfal I don’t know of outs true but doesn’t he hold a lot of Eth?

@MarioNawfal “STRATEGIC RESERVE FOR CRYPTO” For s—-coins? No,no, no, sir. It’s BITCOIN. Ahem, even sigh.

🚨TRUMP: I'LL CREATE A STRATEGIC RESERVE FOR CRYPTO “We're going to do something great with crypto because we don't want China or anybody else to be ahead. We want to be ahead in Crypto and AI.”

@elonmusk hi, I missed out on the forty percent Black Friday offer and I’m kicking myself- any way I could get that deal?

@Lee_Vertisce @clownworld I don’t know her contract but he’d probably have to pay her that crazy salary for her to sit at home.

@clownworld If Elon buys MSNBC, Rachel Maddow will quit her job and instantly, MSNBC is profitable again just like that.

@elonmusk I know you won’t see this but maybe someone will- although I tend to agree with you, you always need to ask if realizing others can’t see the matrix might just be another level of bring in the matrix.

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

@RealAlexJones I’m sure I know a couple of families that would be glad you’re employed

I formally accept the offer to serve as President Trump’s new Press secretary.

@doug_weinstein @DogLover6655 I mean this with all due respect- you’ve lost a lot of defense lawyers from your team in the last week. Are you concerned about losing that much criminal defense experience?

Guess they got to Harrison too @elonmusk

@TheJimCornette Uhh, enough wrestling talk, Jim! Everyone’s here for your fresh takes on politics.

Another former great wrestler on the list of alien pod people duped by the world's most repugnant con man. Mark & Glen, you made it this long with everyone admiring you, then in the end you ruin your reputations AND try to destroy the country along with them. I'm ashamed FOR you.

@Leebaggs1 @JimmyTraina On tv, yes, but if you’re driving in your car, you need the word picture and Howies amongst if not the actual best

@JimmyTraina I’m normally a “let the crowd tell the story” guy, but this is a perfect radio call. Telling the detailed story in 20 seconds, specifically the hugs and the men coming out of the dugout to greet him. Astounding work by one of the best

Howie Rose’s full call of Pete Alonso’s home run on Mets radio was awesome.

@EBischoff I just saw a video about Jackson Hole, Come, a replica of Jackson Hole, Wyoming, in China. Wondered if you had ever heard of it.

#wheresjoebiden asking for a friend