Raymond Sestmann

@TimRunsHisMouth @robreiner Scratch a progressive and you'll find a totalitarian yearning to come to the surface

@Blue2New @ProofOfKeags @MarcoTrotz @MrBeast What put the blues in peril?

@ProofOfKeags @MarcoTrotz @MrBeast 1. Reds will always put themselves before you. 2. Reds won't do anything for the greater good if it costs them. 3. Reds are willing to let others die as long as they get no consequences. 4. Reds think altruism is virtue signaling and use that as an excuse to be sociopaths.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@BenisKen Our house rule for 20s: If, with your bonus/penalty could not mathematically succeed even with a 20, you either got a 2nd roll or succeed with a negative effect (you disarm the trap, but broke the lock) If you could succeed on the math, you get a critical success/hit

If the highest possible roll does not clear the stat check then you failed as a DM in balancing the game.

@abhay @jasonc_nc I know I covered my last yacht in my nut milk...

@jasonc_nc When you buy the yacht do you smash a bottle of nut milk on the bow and name it?

Yes, after each coffee shop reaches its one year anniversary we all gather and help the owner pick out their yacht. Nothing like that first store yacht, the fifth one just doesn’t hit the same.

@lady_valor_07 Zola

Vintage old Lady name for this dog please 🥺

@AntiLeftMemes Myself

Who?

@THATCH_ARISES @Tanyaelisabeth 1) We're all the same height when we're horizontal 2) Short men and tall women are the perfect match for slow dancing

@Tanyaelisabeth One of the taller girls in my high school class married one of the shorter boys. They have been together for 40 years now. How stupid would it be to let something like height stand in the way of that? What they have is priceless.

My husband and I met online. I am a tall woman so after a few times of meeting someone for a date who I was taller than, I made it policy to ask so that we might avoid the awkwardness. When we were talking I asked him how tall he was making it clear that I was tall. This man would not tell me. He just told me don’t worry. I got you. This is how he is, just tons of confidence, even when unwarranted 😂 To me he made it sound like he was so tall I had so much clearance so of course I wore heeled boots, I mean why not right?? Well dear reader we met and we were the same height, it was the funniest thing I have ever experienced, we both died laughing He thought I was exaggerating over how tall I was and I thought he was making it clear he was so tall there was no way a woman would be that height. It worked out cause now we are married and all our kids are very tall thanks to me.

@Tanyaelisabeth When I was in the dating pool, a short man, I had success with tall women As a teen I worked on a loading dock with a guy shorter than I, with a big nose and a gut His wife was a 5'11" statuesque red head He shared his secret: We're all the same height when we're horizontal

@trumplicans2024 Dry rubbed, with a side of sweet potatoes

easy for me, you?

@KrystalWolfyAlt Is the right side air tight? Diver is going to have a bad day regardless, but how bad and how long it will be bad will be impacted

what happens in this situation?

@pureMetatron "And?"

What's your reaction when someone calls you racist to manipulate you?

So George decided to push the blue button after all...

@SandyofCthulhu @YoDanno @memeslich

@MbKryts @SandyofCthulhu @YoDanno @memeslich Necktie Definitely an N word...

when do i get to cast fireball. I have all the material components, naphtha-soaked baseball, flint, steel, but I have yet to get it to go 300 feet and explode. I must have something wrong perhaps it's the wrong words. Klaatu, Verata, and nickel , definitely a n word. niobium sew I said the words (and no I do not have a naphtha-soaked baseball)

Did You Know… If you are playing this game called Dungeons & Dragons, you are being programmed? Also, you have joined the occult, and are learning actual spells! Just like Ouija boards 😆

@jondelarroz Writers strike PLUS they kept trying to change the key plot, bouncing from one famous comics plot trope to another

How did this show go from so popular it was going to be a franchise to nothing so quickly?

@ThomasPayne_314 @_sorrengailll 'she' is a dude in a country where people defecate in the streets

@_sorrengailll my wife chased a guy breaking in our car down the street in her undies and tshirt braless barefoot you are not wife material true story

@ChestyPullerGst Stuck in the trenches of WW

Oh, you call yourself a veteran? Where were you in World War 8?

@WarPath2pt0 Ah, a hard R moment

@Commander_Pirx @JoggersJustice4 @AngryCops Best solution is to allow and encourage data centers to be built adjacent to nuclear power stations, like MS and Constellation are And of course allow new nuclear stations to be built

@JoggersJustice4 @AngryCops Data centers are building-sized structures. They don't even need to be where the food is. In fact, I would imagine it'll be counter-productive to both sides.

Can someone please inform me as to why Data Centers are being protested/hated? What are the actual concerns about them and are they valid?

@solastrove @MajGenKenobi @1_n0el @waitbutwhy You're 20,no?

@MajGenKenobi @Chimptistic @1_n0el @waitbutwhy As someone who's actually spent the majority of their life what's best for others -at risk of their own life- I learned that the point is not how useful you are but why you do what you do. it is not stupid to trust humanity, if that hope loses there's no point living st all

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

@EODHappyCaptain @auntieamy90 So long as he understands they don't actually hang out in a castle

My son just asked me if there are construction workers in the Army. I told him they are called Engineers. He said he wants to be an Engineer. Please give me space during this hard time in my life.