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Weekend's here folks--let's gas it up

@geekonflee21013 @RobProvince I'll just Elliott Page you even harder--

@WarPath2pt0 @RobProvince I ought to unfollow for that

It did happen.

@BudLightSadness Against all odds and your best efforts--🥳

Still alive

@BuffaloRon Almost spit my drink--

@jkjvinn @RobProvince

@WarPath2pt0 @RobProvince Blade: the third cut Don't ask where the first two are

@TheBaconFather We're never gonna vote our way out of this are we--?

@WarPath2pt0 You know exactly why.

Why do we still use these machines--?

@LeonardMJoyner Not everyone can say they've checked that box--

@WarPath2pt0 “Congrats, you just got bit by a dinosaur…”

@ChestyPullerGst Can attest--😬

@WarPath2pt0 Same rule with redheaded women. Same reason.

@thequeenofrust 59 resting hr right now--nbd

Bragging about a bank account doesn’t impress me nearly as much at 50 as good blood pressure does. Sitting at the doctor’s office with a solid 108/60. That’s my flex. 😆

@JesseKellyDC Are the people making a big deal about it in the room with us now or...? Happy Birthday big dawg--🇺🇸

A lot of people are making a big deal of my birthday today.

Be unbothered. Jesus already won and it is finished. Find joy in that and let everything else roll off.

@army_medic_MT @SGTWipper1Each He once looked around cautiously before asking me if I wanted to see what a nag wrapped in plastic looked like--after nodding yes he whispered "go ask your grandma for her driver's license"

@WarPath2pt0 @SGTWipper1Each I already love your grandpa. 😆😆😆

What's something you grew up believing was true, but it turned out to be a lie?

@_CrotalusAtrox_ Tyfys--🫡

@WarPath2pt0 I made sure to repost your warning

Don't watch this--

Flat iron and eggs

I'm worried some of you guys watched it--

@ttunlehs Isn't that oddening the evens--? 🧐

@WarPath2pt0 I like to even the odds...

Me: *optimistic* Monday--

@WarPath2pt0 I'd knock that little bastard into next week

@WarPath2pt0 Punt that little bastard to the moon.