Chip Shuler

@SickosCommittee The gums are the gateway to the uncanny valley of Hell

I noticed the Miami mascot is a bird without teeth, and we can't have that. So I gave Swoop teeth.

@MrSteveMatchett I think that was a flock of birds in flight. Very likely each of them has someone’s 10mm socket, is my guess.

Was that my “lost” 10mm 1/4 drive socket being moved out of shot?

Had a Christmas Miracle today when St Andrews Ladder 1 rescued my son’s R/C plane from a high tree when they were exiting our neighborhood! @WCBD

I loathe how slow Congress moves. I loathe we haven’t delivered on President Trump’s agenda. I loathe serious lawmakers aren’t taken seriously. I loathe the press making stories up. I loathe the politics of lies. Nowhere did I say I was retiring. Internet is wild. So too are those spreading this nonsense.

@MCKnowsBall @SickosCommittee Thank you for letting me know. I learned something today.

@ChipShuler @SickosCommittee It’s in honor of the 12 Texas A&M students who died during the bonfire collapse in 1999. Aggies hold an event called muster honoring the loss of alumni yearly and signal there are people there to support and honor by declaring they are “here.”

Here.

A different tire? A touchdown tire, not the turnover tire?

@_v_v_v_v_v____ @SickosCommittee They were at a net zero on points, that’s why they had to flip a coin

This is a perfect encapsulation of Texas HS football, especially out west. Coaches meeting at a gas station to do a coin flip to see who makes the playoffs.

@WDWNT In all seriousness, I think it’s a simple, smart solution for an obvious potential problem. The boat moves, let’s stop the movable trash cans from moving.

@WDWNT So if the boat flips upside down, the cans will slide along the pole to the ceiling? That could hurt someone. SUPER serious post.

Trash Cans Return to Magic Kingdom Ferryboats With Extra Precaution wdwnt.news/5a4_24

@RepNancyMace Why did you get out of your car if your security detail wasn’t curbside?

Instead of releasing ALL of the footage, like we FOIA'd, the Charleston Airport executives are busy playing political games. Only releasing what they want you to see. We want you to see it ALL. See how we're standing there waiting to board our plane like a normal person does? We will not stand for LIES. We will not stand for incompetence from poor management from the top down. Hold the Line... We're ready.

@SickosCommittee Yo dawg, I heard you like football…

Get some football on right now while you’re waiting for football!

@SickosCommittee Not sure I want to go down that hole.

Need some reading? How about a succinct history of UTEP's history as a mining school. theuniversityhistorian.substack.com/p/a-history-of…

@3YearLetterman @ewarren @AncestryUK @KofC @NKOTB @LaurenConrad @heidimontag @coach_bnapier @Shoneys @jiffylube @Whitesnake Maaarcoooo….

Today is Columbus Day, which means we need to recognize two great men born in the USA Christopher Columbus invented America, but Ben Franklin is the man who perfected it during his presidency and made us the oldest and greatest country on earth Thank you, sirs. We miss you

@cnnbrk Hulk-a-mournia

Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at age 71, WWE says cnn.it/4552Pqf

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Took me a second to get “In the Jung Ho” @MKaminskiMusic 🤣

A home Run derby to decide a tie ball game? I thought it was dumb until it watched it. Bravo.

@ChefReactions Because baseball is awesome and we are glad you think so, too.

@WCBD Might want to check the story linked to this headline

You’re a good man, @wileyballard_ , you’re the kind of reminder we need. You have humility, nobility, and a sense of honor that is very rare indeed. I learned on BtB podcast that we have an 8th grade story in common ( albeit 20 years apart). Keep up the good work for the Braves.