actually jesus christ

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People who don't get vaccinated and wear masks in public are all going to hell. No exceptions, sorry.

A lot of people don't know this, but I love dick

@Tenerunpulso Straight gay whatever. In my day, we just banged whatever, wherever, whenever. Get dat ass, your lord commands you!

@ChristJesus -- was a practicing Jew; not speaking of the small Ultra-Orthodox sects, but Jews around the world are accepting of all; and the first to feed the world and work toward social injustices. Do you know how many rabbis (men and women) are gay? Mucho.

@rfdubkins @realDonaldTrump @OANN @god @holyspirit I rain my passion down on everyone. When it rains, that is me, cumming

@realDonaldTrump @OANN Dear @God, please send the @HolySpirit down upon the heart of @realDonaldTrump so he may realize the truth, the way and the life, which is in the form of love from you, in the name of @ChristJesus. He is a lost sheep and is desperately crying out for help. Amen.

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

@joeyrobertslive @KAYWAbeatz You're too hot to be single. Rub one out for me in church so I can watch

I believe I can fly... anything is possible with @christjesus #single release warm up @highlyspiritualmusic @kaywabeatz #soaring #higher #blessedmonday @ Ashaiman Lebanon instagram.com/p/CUVLVVYtHCA/…

@SalavarriaJCarl @BarriosMicah @c 🍑 🍆

@RomzDd @DukeCondet @galongkucing @f4n9sj0k3r @TongSate @Miqdad_2 @FerdinandHaean2 @FBI @PDemokrat @MossadArgentina @abujahal @abugosok @RamsesIV @realDonaldTrump @KremlinRussia_E @kratonjogja @ChrisEvans @brucelee I am Jesus fucking Christ.

@kwei_okai I'm all about getting it up. Erection, you might say. 🍆

Without A Solid Foundation @ChristJesus There's No Elevation. Cling To The Head Up Lifter.

@kavhitrust @juwayrahjak @mz_towseen What's "cc"? Cock crunching?

@juwayrahjak @mz_towseen Cc @Christjesus

@PurpleBluePeas @IlhanMN I'm more of a democratic socialist, actually. Huge fan of @IlhanMN.

They’re going to accuse anyone who cautions against war of “siding with our enemies” or “supporting terrorists.” This is the exact rhetoric that got us into the War in Iraq. Don’t fall for it.

@f4n9sj0k3r @DukeCondet @galongkucing @TongSate @Miqdad_2 @FerdinandHaean2 @FBI @PDemokrat @MossadArgentina @abujahal @abugosok @RamsesIV @realDonaldTrump @KremlinRussia_E @kratonjogja @ChrisEvans @RomzDd @AHMADDHANIPRAST What's up with this cc circle jerk?

@Pontifex spank me daddy

Yeah I like it above, below, 4 dicks your mom and a donkey, whatever gets the juices flowin

I wish you could hear the words your mother said when she experienced me and made a mess on her comforter if you know what I'm sayin

@IsteningL You know. Netflix. Sex with the mailman. Just normal zombie stuff.

Your kink is not my kink, but your kink is ok

@IsteningL @Pontifex @s8n Trust me, when @Pontifex is your daddy, he makes sure you can’t ignore it

Every time I see that rocky and Draco pic, I can’t help leaning in and whispering plaintively: “now kiss” 💋

Your kink is not my kink, buddy. I’m all about bestiality, and bondage is cool, but the two together seems a little far for me. Please stop sending me this shit.