The ordinary bloke

@chris_sutton73 Again!

Fair play to Ipswich and Kieran McKenna 👏👏 They’ll probably have a thoroughly miserable time though next season …

@DWagner1331 @cctvidiotic Okay, thanks. I think I saw Star Wars 1 when it came out in the late 70's, but I haven't seen any others. I don't recall her from 1, but it was 50 years ago.

@CoachDriverDave @cctvidiotic Padme from Star Wars

Nobody knew who she was. She goes up on stage and this happens. She starts dancing and something doesn't add up. She's not just any fan. And when you realize who she is, it's already too late☺️ At what moment did you realize who she was?😱🤪

@Heccles94 Not sure, but it seems to have triggered the.... Snowflake Right.

Great new Banksy. What do you think it means?

@Demeter_Erinia I'm the opposite. I have a TV but haven't turned it on for about 4 years.

Who else turns the TV on but never actually watches it and just uses it as emotional support background noise?

@cctvidiotic Still not a clue after listening. Then I saw who she is in the comments, I've never heard of Natalie Portman. Thanks for nothing.

@cctvidiotic Nope. I watched the whole clip without any sound, I still haven't got a clue who she is. Now going to watch it with sound up.....

@CuriosityonX How did not knowing of dinosaurs affect his life?

George Washington died in 1799. The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1864. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed

@BBCSuffolk I predicted 3-1. I still do. Come on you blues! #COYB

What a first half for Ipswich Town at Portman Road. #itfc Follow live text commentary with BBC Sport: bbc.in/4n2ajCK

Dog walked. House hoovered. Grass cut... It must be home brew o'clock. Good luck to @IpswichTown against @QPR this afternoon. My prediction is 3-1. So Ipswich will be promoted. #COYB #TractorBoys

@SchiavoPet21964 @VisionZeroWY We call it a 'kerb' in the UK. 'Curb' is dumbed down American English.

@VisionZeroWY Can we at least ask that pedestrians look both ways before they step off the curb? If I'm going 30 mph and I'm 5 feet from the intersection, prudence would dictate they wait until I've gone past them.

Pedestrians have priority at junctions. This means that drivers should give way to pedestrians crossing or waiting to cross at a junction. Approach junctions with care, reduce speed, use mirrors and check blind spots. Let’s keep everyone safe on our roads.

@EADT24 I cannot believe that Ipswich has put in a bid to be a 'city of culture'. It is an absolute desolate dump. It is intimidating to be in the town centre. 'City of multi-culture', maybe, but 'city of culture'? No.

Two people found dead after emergency services surround hotel ift.tt/UKT6tbR

@AHassanargi @DefiWimar Anyone else looking forward to seeing this...?

@DefiWimar “War drives oil prices up; rationality brings them down.”👇 x.com/i/status/20495…

🚨 BREAKING 🇮🇷 IRAN WILL REMOVE THE U.S. BLOCKADE BY MILITARY FORCE. FORMER FOREIGN MINISTER MOTTAKI SAYS: “A NAVAL BLOCKADE MEANS A DECLARATION OF WAR.” "OUR FIGHTERS MAY ACT AS SOON AS TOMORROW OR NEXT WEEK" THIS IS EXTREMELY BAD FOR THE MARKETS!

@TheDandyDandy @sainsburys What the heck was he doing on a motorcycle in Sainsbury's? Was he trying to copy the Zoomy kid that goes into supermarkets on his BMX?

Today @sainsburys I witnessed three members of staff refusing to serve a disabled man on his motorcycle. I heard him shouting in frustration at the three who stood around him. I’m not drunk I’m disabled and they continued to refuse service to the gentleman due to his disability.

@IHPower It was fine until the last word. Don't they teach basic English grammar in schools any more?

A sign in Colchester city centre.

@SandyofSuffolk It isn't falling fast enough though.

14,000 new homes planned in the beautiful north Essex countryside in the next 15 years. Why? The birth rate is falling. So why??

@snowleopardess Always best to make sure. And how would they know he was mentally ill?

So essentially his officers were repeatedly and violently kicking a mentally ill man in the head when he was already incapacitated by taser.

@Tartan_GHopper Did he understand your objection when you explained it to him? Did he turn it off?

Just be clear to everyone especially this imbecile on the 1315 Edinburgh train from Glasgow, it isnt acceptible to have a speakerphone meeting on a train

@VolodyaTretyak Art narcissistico.

What is the name of such interior style? 🤔

Why is it that English southerners pronounce the 'a' in 'can' and 'cannot' as a short 'a', but when they say 'can't' it's pronounced as a long 'a'? It's essentially the same word, so why change the pronunciation? #EnglishLanguage

@JJ88917359 @Jenny_1884 Stupid bot.

Who agrees that GPs should be forced to do face to face appointments rather than by phone? It never used to be like this so why are we having to put up with this rubbish system. We pay into the service so we should get proper service. These GPs are not doing their jobs properly. No wonder A&E are busy because you can’t get a GP appointment. Everything in this country is broken