CrimsonCypher

Two different Hamptons stories in the NY Times recently. One is about the $150 chicken tenders. The other about the homeless men who work on the kinds of homes occupied by the people ordering the $150 chicken tenders.

@ehjovan They are all little hotties with interesting backgrounds, yeah

@CrimCyph okkk period the little lawyer man is hot

what are my reply girls and gays up to today

People have to really hate you for you to die in the middle of the night and still get immediately roasted by the entirety of the internet at 3 AM

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

‼️ Microsoft is testing a Copilot feature that can diagnose what's slowing down your Windows 11 PC, which is bold, given that Copilot itself idles at up to 1GB of RAM because it secretly ships with an entire private copy of Microsoft Edge inside it.

The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant is quite uninterested in the baby now that she's out. It's a weird way to find out that my cat is a fucking Republican.

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you’re nuts if you don’t think folks will be out in the streets clanging pots and pans when *it* happens

he grahamed his last cracker

Miku Culinary Adventure.

Stopped dating to fix my avoidant behaviour but my friend said that's the most avoident behaviour of all

@RiscoKerm Horrifying to hear, I'm sorry friend

It’s like they forgot I was abused for 11 years as a child

Everything is literally worse

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

no offense to horses but if someone led me to water i would drink to be polite

why am I always SO horny in the morning 😭

@spaceghost Me 24/7 rip