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@bitcoinpanda69 My kid said Zelda game where Link sides with Ganondorf is called Dark Souls

Imagine we finally get a Zelda game where Link realizes Ganondorf is right and sides with Ganondorf

@bitcoinpanda69 Uh dude. Stop. I already have a wife.

Ex texted me saying her latest "humiliationship" just ended because the guy was too avoidant She asked me what should she do She is 29. She wants a family She has been trying for years now to find a man But I tell her what about Quasimodo in the bell tower and she's like ew

@bitcoinpanda69 We all saw the direction that Anakin was going... imagine a couple hundred years more. All Sith Lords are just R2D2 puppets.

They will remake Spiderman 700 times but they won't redo the first 3 Star Wars films with Jar Jar Binks and Watto as the two main Sith Lords ??

@bitcoinpanda69 1981

Every man, at one point in his life, found a clothing style that worked for him somehow And from that point on, his style freezes, and he never dresses differently again He will wear that style forever, even decades after it has ceased to be fashionable

@bitcoinpanda69 🕸

Honestly there's like 7,000 of you guys I recognize and know and another 100,000 followers I have no idea who they are

@bitcoinpanda69 I wouldn't know about mirrors, but for car windows, a little bit of vinegar and newspaper is the secret.

Mid 30's and I still dont know how to clean a mirror without leaving smudges or wipe trails All the wonderful women in my life do it for me I marvel at their feminine mysticism how are there no smudges or wipe stains on the fckin mirror when they do it? marvelous Happy St Patricks Day (unrelated) 🍀

@bitcoinpanda69 As long as you are still you. Spooder needs some consistency in his world.

@CryptoTickler I just decided it was just tedious to keep to the schtick

All I know is this "Hormuz" guy sounds like he is trying to come across as Strait a little too hard The Hormuz doth protest too much methinks

@Cheguevoblin Every day at the gym I put two circle magnets over the eyes on the picture of the squash pro. Makes him look drugged out with glasses. Today I put only one circle magnet over one eye.

@Cheguevoblin Now that you are no longer a crypto account, where do you see growth? Stocks, gold? Pants?

@Cheguevoblin Ahhh... caught in the che fooo bbb triangle and forgot who i was talking to.

@Cheguevoblin I do, and always will, maintain that you are a manatee double larping as fooo as a 30 yo mf.

@Cheguevoblin Monocles - pronounced in the proper Greek way, right? IIRC, he was the first cyclops with glasses Why is he coming back again?

@bitcoinpanda69 What didn't I touch to cause the bull market to not happen?

Really anon?

@bitcoinpanda69 @Cheguevoblin This is like when the parents inside my head start arguing.

@Cheguevoblin Such a good post, man That's great for you that you are getting some reading done Let fooo know once you get past some of the more mainstream stuff and you're ready to graduate a little bit

@Cheguevoblin It's pre of a lot of things

@KajCrypto @karbonbased "All vacuums suck now" I see what you did there...

@karbonbased I haven’t even read the comments but I buy my Dyson at Costco and have returned it 2 times and got new ones when it breaks js All vacuums suck now

Ok that does it, I’m asking ct What vacuum do you recommend? My vacuum history: First vacuum I had as an adult was a Dyson and it was a fucking beast. Great quality vacuum, super powerful and heavy duty! When it finally shit out on me, I went shopping and was disappointed with the quality of the new Dysons. The new Dysons felt cheaply made and couldn’t justify the price for something that felt cheaply so I went the other direction, ordered a Shark. I felt like it was good value for how powerful it was but now my second Shark has broken. should I just ordered a third disposable vacuum, use it for 4 years and get another? Or should I get something expensive and nice that’ll last a lifetime?

@Cheguevoblin Sometimes when I read a really good author, I tend to write something in the author's voice. I find that fun and entertaining. I wondered if this post was in the style of C.M. Nascosta. So I looked up some samples. Oof.. I had no idea what you were reading.

@TheFlowHorse I know it isn't movie or film, but the show The Diplomat is excellent from its fast pace political maneuverings, to its raw and relentless spectacle of a marriage in hidden crisis.

There used to be so many good movies & "films", with real depth. Now everything is absolute trash.

Every time I think maybe I sold too soon, I'm reminded that he's still the president, and he's still steering the ship, and the crew are still not mutinying.