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@DDawkins66 @NFL @BuffaloBills Bro, don’t scare us like that.

#Shnows out

@Henry_VuQuangDu That why there’s only one choice left on Solana: $HODL itself. The last HODL, backed by the creator.

Back in 2020, holding a token for months could return 1000x. By 2023, weeks for 1000x. By 2024, days for 1000x. Now, with Solana memes, we don't HOLD anymore.

Better than driving away I guess

it's the pepe of the next cycle. It's simple. And Osak is the SHIB of the next cycle. One needs Pepe and above virality/ recognition. CHECK THe other needs Ryoshi to approve. (soon check)

@VibeMarketer_ $JOE KNOWS CLAUDE F**KS

so claude code now... > writes the code > opens the app it just built > clicks through every screen > finds the bugs itself > fixes them > repeats until it works nice

@neso $JOE could just sue all those coins for copyright infringement, hahaha. The real one is worth Billions, quite literally. Das Joe and IYKYJ

imagine people fading this and buying the cabal lol coin 😂

$Joe has 1.5m in liq, all in decentralised pools, the joe derivs like lmao are already dead, and lol is trending, but once again, once team is happy with price it's GG. Bonding curve tokens will ALWAYS end in drama. Why are you expecting devs to sit on 100ks when the pool is 300k for 7m mcap. The real OG emoji coin is Joe on eth. And the fact it has 5x the liq at 8m mcap, is the hint. Fully distributed, got IP rights, and 3 years age. And people shilling a 10 days old 2000x for the devs, on pumpfun shallow liq as if it's the next runner, By definition it can not be the next runner, because team is making way too much way too fast. They pay influencers, marketing, cexs, they have expenses, and a PNL in mind. It's simple physics, with a pool this shallow team can nuke it to 90% in a few hours. They'll pretend it's a CTO or it's not their wallets, but they are. They dont nuke it because it's silly, they'll sell slowly, but you'll see levels where the price keeps getting sold. Soon after CEXs. Liquidity extractors and bots will get the hit and exit and keep the price in the downward spiral... No pumpfun bonding curve token can run, especially with a deriv concept. The True emoji meme coin is $joe. It is what it is. Been 6 years in meme coins every day. I have seen those cases before. Many times. GL anon.

That piece of shit @realdonaldtrump is tearing the world apart and has already extracted at least $1 billion from crypto, while the broader Trump family crypto machine pulled in even more than that. Meanwhile, here are a few hard numbers that define this sickfuck. While he and his criminal autocratic administration are throwing the world into chaos, here are a few facts about the people around him. In roughly 14 months of Trump 2.0: ➡️ Trump’s own net worth: about $5.1 billion → $6.5 billion ➡️ Trump family fortune: about $6.8 billion, with digital assets adding $1.4 billion in 1 year ➡️ Trump family crypto cash income: $802 million in the first half of 2025 alone ➡️ Trump family pretax crypto earnings: at least $1 billion in just over 1 year ➡️ $WLFI raised $550 million, ➡️ Trump family claim on World Liberty token sale revenues: 75% ➡️ Trump family cut from World Liberty fees already: about $400 million ➡️ $TRUMP token: about −96% from peak ➡️ Trump linked entities controlled 80% of supply at launch ➡️ Trump linked entities had already made over $320 million in fees by May 2025 ➡️ Around 60 large investors were up about $1.5 billion while roughly 600,000 smaller investors were down nearly $3.87 billion ➡️ $MELANIA token: about −99.2% from peak ➡️ $WLFI was always an insider heavy vehicle ➡️ The public platform it promised still has not launched. ➡️ Early investors bought into a structure that could even dilute their governance power further I have already reported on all the shady deals with #Binance, CZ, UAE money, and much more. I have later showed just how deep this got, including the Trump family’s crypto roadshow, $100 million UAE linked WLFI buying, a $2 billion Binance related stablecoin transaction using USD1, and direct financial benefit flowing into the same family sitting on top of U.S. crypto policy. ➡️ Since January 20, 2025: Bitcoin: −34.9% Ethereum: −39.0% XRP: −56.8% Solana: −65.6% ➡️ Global crypto market cap now sits around $2.3 trillion ➡️ U.S. billionaires overall: +$1.5 trillion richer in 2025 ➡️ Elon Musk alone: +$308 billion in Trump’s first year back It is deeply ironic that so many people in crypto only realized far too late that Trump is a complete disaster for everything he touches, and only after the raw numbers punched them in the face and the charts got massacred. They cheered. They hyped. They defended him like useful idiots. Now liquidity is gone, narratives are broken, and suddenly the same people act shocked that the extraction machine extracted. At least this asshole and his rotten regime cannot fake crypto prices the way they fake narratives, facts, and reality everywhere else. Global numbers do not care about propaganda. They do not care about cults. They do not care about patriotic fan fiction. They just sit there on the screen, brutally honest and visible to everyone. That is why the damage became undeniable in crypto first. And yet even here there are still people refusing to accept what is obvious. Because while people were still talking about candles, these regime parasites were doing something much bigger. They were monetizing power in plain sight. Trump’s administration paused or dropped major crypto enforcement actions, and in March 2026 the SEC and CFTC rolled out a token taxonomy that classifies most crypto assets outside traditional securities treatment. In other words, while the family was cashing in, Washington was simultaneously making the regulatory lane friendlier. That is the real obscenity here. This was never just about one memecoin or one family cash grab. It was about a president, his family, their affiliates, and their orbit turning crypto into a live monetization channel attached directly to political power. In a functioning country, a person like this would be under psychiatric supervision, not sitting in the highest office of the state. Trump only gets away with this because he has state power, cult insulation, billionaires and a system rotten enough to let blatant conflicts metastasize into normality. History is clear on this. Markets crack first, then Institutions rot next. Empires collapse last. And the people who screamed the loudest in support are always the first to pretend they were never on board when the bill arrives. Crypto just happened to show the receipts first.

HODL!!!!!!!!!

This kind of engagement on the $JOE Instagram is just normal weekly now. 3.2M views 272K likes 205K sends 13.3K reposts 2.7K comments The future of memes is IP. Joe gets real engagement because the character is globally recognizable and people genuinely connect with it.

5 reasons not to invest in $HODL 1) hatred of money 2) no funds to invest 3) new to crypto so don’t understand how deep & relevant the hodl lore is 4) born in 2000s (low attention span) 5) scared to hodl This is the RoaringKitty #GME moment but on-chain with GameKyuubi #HODL

No it's $joe on eth and not on a bonding curve which ALWAYS geta dumped. $joe got the IP rights. 2% of Pepe should have retired you. You sold early and didnt see the vision. Now you have the vision but not the right OG coin. Joe is under 10m mcap. There won't be that many pepe type runners. Joe is the next in line.

$distorted $sob $lol $lmao ... everything is a $joe deriv. 10m mcap comfy, 2 3 years of distro, the next big coin of the cycle wont behave the same way as others. IYKYK, what does it mean when a coin has tons of derivs? Doge, Pepe, Shib...

There’s only one coin that’s been bull posted 24/7 for as long as crypto has existed. No other coin or community comes close to the same level of mindshare and cult-like power. It’s $HODL.

In hind sight it was bound to happen at some point. $HODL - @hodl2013

the repricing will be biblical

@loshmi $JOE memes and a $HODL mindset.

serious question to the last 17 people left in crypto: what can bring fun back and unite everyone together once again?

Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people. Self awareness of a potato

Woooooo. Seeing my render become the BuyBot template is honestly a huge moment for the whole community. This is exactly what happens when a project starts building a real identity. Not just another coin. Not just another chart. A real culture, a real look, a real presence. I’m genuinely proud of what we are building together. Every post, every raid, every render, every push matters. Step by step, $HODL is becoming more recognizable, more polished, more iconic. This is how strong communities win. They do not wait. They build. They create. They push. And eventually the whole market notices. Big respect to everyone contributing, posting, creating, and supporting every day. $HODL is becoming something special. And this is only the beginning.

While reading an article about fathers and sons having their first drink together, I remembered the time I took my daughter out for her first drink. We went to a bar just two blocks from the house. I got her a Sam Adams. She didn’t like it. so I drank it. Then I got her a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Same thing — so I drank that too. Then I tried a Blue Moon. Nope… drank that as well. Thinking maybe she’d prefer something stronger, I ordered a Tito’s and soda. She wouldn’t touch it… so I drank it. In desperation, I even got a top-shelf bourbon — the bar’s finest. She wouldn’t even smell it… so I drank that too. By the time I realized she just didn’t like to drink, I was so drunk I could barely push her stroller home.