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@Demon_Realms Yeah. The best part was feeling like a total chump after she dumped my ass when I did at least 50% of her work. That degree is rightfully half mine.

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

@ShibiCottonbum That's such a good connection! "The Yellow Wallpaper" is one of my favorite short stories. Makes me wonder why the color yellow is used to represent madness or insanity so often.

i like all the collabrative works of the backrooms with different things my favorite being "The Yellow Wallpaper" i always thought of that short story any time I saw something backrooms related

@Lady_Beemer Painfully relatable. When you're pushing it to 110% and still hear that, it's so demoralizing. Hang in there!

when you’re trying the best you can and it’s never enough 💔 you can’t just repeatedly keep saying “try harder” or “do better” this is all I got 🤷🏻‍♀️

@bigndtalljames @pompomend nah it's called "sleeping" lol. Some of us have real jobs and can't be staying up til 4am arguing with strangers on the internet

@CyborgSpicy @pompomend Coward retard blocked me lmao hell yeah.

holy fucking shit the board is so funny

@wasianpro @PaddedJay @savourysoldier @pompomend didn't you literally say you'd want to kill your kid in this situation lol

@PaddedJay @savourysoldier @CyborgSpicy @pompomend it’s a slippery slope and we both understand that. let’s not be facetious

@bigndtalljames @pompomend True. I too go through all the things of every houseguest I have just because I can. Totally normal thing to do.

@CyborgSpicy @pompomend I don't understand how you can be "snooping" in your own home, but alright.

@bigndtalljames @pompomend That's literally what I said. Doesn't justify the lack of respect at all. Sure, it's not illegal to snoop like that but it makes you a shitty person

@CyborgSpicy @pompomend It's the parents fucking house. They want privacy move the fuck out and buy their own.

@afroanalytic I'm no bootlicker, but if you litter in ANY context, you are the scum of the earth

You have these perverted and deranged white men unironically telling a grown woman she’s arrested for “littering.” Littering isn’t something you can be arrested for. Completely deranged & psychotic and walking around with a gun and badge

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@medihera1111 Woah! So puffy. That's adorable

Do u guys like my cappuccino art yes or no

@medihera1111 Be the change you want to see! That is a grotesquely cute idea

We have flavored condoms but why no condoms with cute little patterns on them?

@clarabelless It is a common misconception that tetanus lives on rust. Tetanus lives in soil and requires deep tissue wounds, and it just so happens that rusty nails and other metal hold onto dirt and bacteria better. tl;dr no, unless they've been eating dirt lately

Can you get tetanus from kissing someone with a lip piercing

@reactsimply Legally, things are only considered discriminatory if they are applied to people for being old, not for being young. You can legally discriminate against young people just because they are young.

How are those 55+ communities legal? Like where every house is sold only to someone 55+. Can we do that but in reverse and exclude anyone older than 55?

@thisislux Been saying this for years. Don't fret, I'll show them where to accou-stick it if people disagree

now that it's not popular I hope we can all admit that guitar never really sounded that good

@amiyaaranha I put chili oil into my mixture to make mayo from scratch once and it was very interesting. Not quite as tasty as I would have liked though

In the style of pickle mayo or mayochup, what would you add to mayo to make a new mayo? I'm thinking kimchi

@Yumiiyumiichi Doggy but with her hands held or tied behind her back is one of my favorites. Just one hand holding the other two by the wrist can highlight the size difference

I’m bored someone tell me the most erotic position you can think of or something, I need seggs art ideas 🤓🤓

@ginotty Does funny looking count? 👈😎👈

how to be a reply guy 101 be funny

@OzKitsch I didn't even know they'd passed. RIP Vegemite 😔

Australia is not a serious country. Actual legal tender: