Danny Dechi

If a comedian tells a joke, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?

The iconic Swanson TV dinner was invented by famous actress Gloria Swanson because, as she always said: "I vant to be alone."

#Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Bazaar Café! Friday, March 20th, 7PM! And every 3rd Friday! #Free! 5927 California Street, #SanFrancisco

@mickitiki Yes, he does sh*t job. He stinks!

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Found new cafe just a stone's throw away. I hope they have insurance.

@BrendanCarrFCC First on the list is Fox "News", correct?

Broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions - also known as the fake news - have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up. The law is clear. Broadcasters must operate in the public interest, and they will lose their licenses if they do not. And frankly, changing course is in their own business interests since trust in legacy media has now fallen to an all time low of just 9% and are ratings disasters. The American people have subsidized broadcasters to the tune of billions of dollars by providing free access to the nation’s airwaves. It is very important to bring trust back into media, which has earned itself the label of fake news. When a political candidate is able to win a landslide election victory after in the face of hoaxes and distortions, there is something very wrong. It means the public has lost faith and confidence in the media. And we can’t allow that to happen. Time for change!

I don't like my turtle anymore.

@seanhannity Hey #Republicans, it's time to fire psycho Hegseth. Pete Hegseth Calls For ‘No Quarter’ For US Enemies In Apparent Violation of International Law yahoo.com/news/articles/…

PAIN IN THE GAS! Bay Area Drivers Paying $150 to Fill Up, Prices Far Above National Average hannity.com/media-room/pai…

@FoxNews Hey #Republicans, it's time to fire psycho Hegseth. Pete Hegseth Calls For ‘No Quarter’ For US Enemies In Apparent Violation of International Law yahoo.com/news/articles/…

AIR STRIKES: New video released by CENTCOM shows U.S. strikes hitting Iranian military targets as operations continue to degrade the regime’s military capability.

@SenateGOP Hey #Republicans, it's time to fire psycho Hegseth. Pete Hegseth Calls For ‘No Quarter’ For US Enemies In Apparent Violation of International Law yahoo.com/news/articles/…

It's time for Democrats to put politics aside, protect America, and fund Homeland Security.

@HouseGOP Hey #Republicans, it's time to fire psycho Hegseth. Pete Hegseth Calls For ‘No Quarter’ For US Enemies In Apparent Violation of International Law yahoo.com/news/articles/…

House Republicans are working to LOWER costs at the grocery store, in the housing market, and all through your daily life. The reckless Biden-Harris policies sent the economy into free fall. Republicans are fixing it.

@GOP Hey #Republicans, it's time to fire psycho Hegseth. Pete Hegseth Calls For ‘No Quarter’ For US Enemies In Apparent Violation of International Law yahoo.com/news/articles/…

#Comedy with Danny Dechi & Friends at Mayes Oyster House! Wednesday, March 11th, 7PM! #Free! And every Wednesday! 1233 Polk Street, #SanFrancisco

Overheard, last night: "You're such a tight ass. You broke my nail!"

I’m tired of being a super hero. It’s time for somebody else to take over. So, I wrote Shazam on my Starbucks cup.

Danny Dechi Comedy Shows in March! - mailchi.mp/6b1c11ddbeb1/d…

#Comedy with Danny Dechi & Friends at Mayes Oyster House! Wednesday, February 25th, 7PM! #Free! And every Wednesday! 1233 Polk Street, #SanFrancisco

Thanks to Curling, there will be a new competition added to the Summer Olympics: Staring at a Wall.

In my day, we didn't have radios. We listened to seashells.

@FoxNewsSunday @WesleyHuntTX Donald Karen Trump gets Olympic Gold Medal in Curling!

WATCH: @WesleyHuntTX makes the case for his candidacy for the GOP Senate seat in Texas, as early voting is underway.