Daniel

Who's that team we call united #NUFC

@MagpieMediaX Mint coverage this mate

Some more context - Club NXT are the academy of Club Brugge, and their U15 side won this comp last year. They’re an elite youth side, but #NUFC are even BETTER! 💪🏽 Skelton’s goal was an absolute worldie - a left-footed curler into the far corner. Worthy of winning any game… 🚀

I cringed HARD the whole time watching this.😬😮‍💨

@ColeFusionHQ The best ever was the Scottish school janitor who was somewhat diminutive in stature. The kids called him ‘Janny Devito’.

@NUFCIrving1010 @Bengn1987 Most annoying thing for me is Cherki was linked to almost every PL club at one point and Lyon needed to sell, would have added technical quality as well as a threat against low blocks. City had a free pass for him..

@Bengn1987 My biggest issue with the Elanga deal was it was common knowledge he thrived in a Forest system suited to counter-attacking football and running into space Struggles against a low-block, something we really needed. Could’ve done with a left footer on that side tbh

For the life of me, I can’t grasp what they saw in Elanga which convinced them to part with £55m. Was on the Forest bench fairly often last season, was it just his continual menacing of dan burn? £80m bid for outtara this summer that being the case

No different to Elanga foul that #NUFC

Top 5 Players In The Prem This Season: 1. Bruno Fernandes 2. Szoboszlai 3. Declan Rice 4. Semenyo 5. Gabriel

This is the saddest thing i've ever heard.😭😭

Harvey Lewis Barnes.

Every fucking one of these documents is like From: <███████> To: jeevacation@ gmail. com Subject: Crimes I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon? Sent From My iPad

@DavidJG80 @MagpieGroupNUFC Semenyo - Bournemouth Wharton - Palace Luis Suarez - Liverpool Caicedo - Brighton Bowen - West Ham Coutinho - Liverpool Vidic Man U It's a total myth and pretty sure we're the only club suggesting it's hard to do deals.

@MagpieGroupNUFC Easy excuse as is a generic "PSR" explaination. The manager hasn't been supported during a very hectic and draining season. Raises questions as to whether the owners may be looking ahead at a managerial change in the summer.

Keep hearing January is a teriible window to do business. Trippier £12m Burn £13m Bruno £35m Gordon £45m That excuse doesn't wash, especially given the hundreds of millions we wasted last summer on overpriced players.

@Fosteezio Yee got annoyed as well

@DannyJGraham Irish people not allowed to travel on trains in England like Daniel?

On the train from Newcastle to Liverpool. What can I hear? Fucking Irish accents 😵‍💫 #NUFC

🕊️ Catherine O'Hara has died at 71. What we know: tmz.me/aWlLKlg

I am so happy.

Was talking to someone online that I met via a dating app. They seemed great and we were talking about meeting up. Then they let slip that they regularly went to Manchester United games despite not being from Manchester and having no other link to the city. I ghosted them.

Remember Hind Rajab. Just 6 years old. She sat for hours on the phone to paramedics with 6 murdered family members around her. She told them “They are shooting at us. The tank is next to me.” The Red Cross waited hours for Israel to permit them rescue her. When the ambulance that was cleared to rescue arrived they executed the medics and then murdered her putting 355 bullets into the car she was in. Her final words to paramedics and recorded were "I’m so scared, please come".

@TheSecretScout_ Newcastle need a Trippier replacement and a Lewis Hall back up.

🚨 Morning all, let us know what position your club needs and the type of player. We will send player 18-22 that your club should look at before others take them. We will try get names to you over the course of today! #TSSRECOMMENDS

Settle down Scholesy